I went to the pharmacy with a couple of prescriptions today and when I took out the plastic to pay she said, 'It's free now you're sixty.' Whoohoo, free pills for me now.
Problem is, I'll have to wait until I'm 65 for a free bus pass. I'm just going to sit here and wait lest I get run over by said bus in the meantime and therefore lose out.
Who needs youthful vigour and good looks when you can get free stuff like that.
I need to shop for more beige now.
Problem is, I'll have to wait until I'm 65 for a free bus pass. I'm just going to sit here and wait lest I get run over by said bus in the meantime and therefore lose out.
Who needs youthful vigour and good looks when you can get free stuff like that.
I need to shop for more beige now.