Feb 24, 2005 #61 A ali012281 TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,798 Purraise 1 Location Alabama Mr. Obvious says: " the grass isn't always greener on the other side"
Feb 24, 2005 #62 coolcat TCS Member Veteran Joined Mar 30, 2004 Messages 36,938 Purraise 69 Location The "Dark Side of the Moon" Mr. Obvious says: " Never drive with close eyes....."
Feb 24, 2005 #63 C chixyb TCS Member Super Cat Joined Jan 21, 2004 Messages 953 Purraise 1 Location CA Mr. Obvious says don't try and clean cat boxes without a litter scoop.
Feb 24, 2005 #64 georgiagirl8 TCS Member Super Cat Joined Jun 13, 2003 Messages 734 Purraise 4 Location Central Georgia Mr. Obvious says: "Do not tell your sister that you can't find your cell phone while you are talking to her on it". This is a true story from my day today! I'm not going to let her live that down !
Mr. Obvious says: "Do not tell your sister that you can't find your cell phone while you are talking to her on it". This is a true story from my day today! I'm not going to let her live that down !
Feb 24, 2005 #65 kellyyfaber TCS Member Top Cat Joined Jan 2, 2005 Messages 2,923 Purraise 4 Location Tennessee Mr. Obvious says, "Don't clean your toilet with the same brush you clean your teeth with".
Feb 24, 2005 #66 M mom of franz TCS Member Top Cat Joined Mar 7, 2004 Messages 2,007 Purraise 2 Location NYC The Town so Nice, They Named it Twice! Mr. Obvious says, "Don't wear your Hilliary for President button at a NRA convention!"
Feb 24, 2005 #67 M mrsd TCS Member Top Cat Joined Jun 4, 2004 Messages 1,515 Purraise 1 Location USA Mr. Obvious says, "Bleach will turn your colors white."
Feb 25, 2005 #68 M mom of franz TCS Member Top Cat Joined Mar 7, 2004 Messages 2,007 Purraise 2 Location NYC The Town so Nice, They Named it Twice! Mr. Obvious says, "Never ask the question, Gotta light? to a pyromaniac."
Feb 25, 2005 #69 malakai711 TCS Member Super Cat Joined Dec 28, 2004 Messages 964 Purraise 1 Location New York Mr Obvious says: Midnight Mass is at 12am... (My friends mother once asked us what time Midnight Mass was... )
Mr Obvious says: Midnight Mass is at 12am... (My friends mother once asked us what time Midnight Mass was... )
Feb 26, 2005 #70 lillekat TCS Member Top Cat Joined Sep 30, 2003 Messages 4,587 Purraise 11 Location Under the cats, mostly. Mr Obvious says: Do what the warning on children's cough mixture tells you - "Do not operate heavy machinery or drive after taking this medicine."
Mr Obvious says: Do what the warning on children's cough mixture tells you - "Do not operate heavy machinery or drive after taking this medicine."
Feb 26, 2005 #71 C ccoccocats TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,549 Purraise 1 Location PisCATaway, NJ Mr. Obvious says Never ask "Are you crazy" to a mental patient!
Feb 26, 2005 #72 georgiagirl8 TCS Member Super Cat Joined Jun 13, 2003 Messages 734 Purraise 4 Location Central Georgia Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside the small hole of a glass bottle". Hate to admit it, but this one is from experience. Hey, we all do stupid stuff right?
Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside the small hole of a glass bottle". Hate to admit it, but this one is from experience. Hey, we all do stupid stuff right?
Feb 26, 2005 #73 georgiagirl8 TCS Member Super Cat Joined Jun 13, 2003 Messages 734 Purraise 4 Location Central Georgia Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside an empty aluminum Pepsi can and swing it around and around". That is my brother's experience, btw - who is now wearing a bandaid (he's 40 years old - old enough to know that was stupid ). I'm beginning to see a pattern here of all of my "Mr. Obvious" sayings so far. They are true stories. I don't think that is a good thing.
Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside an empty aluminum Pepsi can and swing it around and around". That is my brother's experience, btw - who is now wearing a bandaid (he's 40 years old - old enough to know that was stupid ). I'm beginning to see a pattern here of all of my "Mr. Obvious" sayings so far. They are true stories. I don't think that is a good thing.
Feb 26, 2005 #74 A ali012281 TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,798 Purraise 1 Location Alabama Mr. Obvious Says: "You don't need to flicker the lightswitch when the power is out" -seriously... who hasn't done this?
Mr. Obvious Says: "You don't need to flicker the lightswitch when the power is out" -seriously... who hasn't done this?
Feb 28, 2005 #75 C ccoccocats TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,549 Purraise 1 Location PisCATaway, NJ Mr. Obvious says you don't have to answer the phone if it's not ringing!
Feb 28, 2005 #76 rockcat TCS Member Top Cat Joined Nov 6, 2002 Messages 6,665 Purraise 18 Location The Spacecoast Mr Obvious says don't go through an airport with a halloween costume on.
Feb 28, 2005 #77 C ccoccocats TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,549 Purraise 1 Location PisCATaway, NJ Mr. Obvious says you can't press speed dial if you don't program in the numbers first.
Feb 28, 2005 #78 C ccoccocats TCS Member Top Cat Joined Dec 5, 2004 Messages 2,549 Purraise 1 Location PisCATaway, NJ Mr. Obvious says you can't go on the internet if your computer is turned off.
Feb 28, 2005 #79 S squirt TCS Member Young Cat Joined Feb 24, 2005 Messages 67 Purraise 1 Location BANGOR, PA Mr Obvious says, "Don't bet on the horses". ----------------------------- Laura
Feb 28, 2005 #80 S squirt TCS Member Young Cat Joined Feb 24, 2005 Messages 67 Purraise 1 Location BANGOR, PA Mr Obvious says, " Don't look directly into the sun"! ------------------------- Laura