Dishwasher!
No dice, son; no Dyson. I have a trio of Miele C3s - upstairs and downstairs in the main house (too darned lazy to haul one up and down the semi-steep 1830s staircase) and one in the guest house. On the highest power, they'll suck up a Maine Coon Cat !
Automated dishwasher or hand-washed?
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Ever try to inhale the Maine Coon?
Do you own any mahogany furniture? That's cat-proof.