Sorry, just couldn't resist posting this...
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
> "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during
> the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and
> you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please
> don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised
> they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
> very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our
> clerical workers has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened
> to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
>
> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to
> the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the clerical worker?" A
> hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
> continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
> Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo,you had
> to go and eat a clerical worker!"
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
> "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during
> the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and
> you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please
> don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised
> they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
> very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our
> clerical workers has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened
> to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
>
> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to
> the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the clerical worker?" A
> hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
> continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
> Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo,you had
> to go and eat a clerical worker!"
