These are real excuses given by employees for calling in sick:
I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. I don't think I'd admit this even if it did happen.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. Really good reason to learn to drive!
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch. Serious brain freeze?
I couldn't find my shoes. Do you only have ONE pair?
I hurt myself bowling. My biceps hurt from those 16 ounce curls
I was spit on by a venomous snake. Did we even know snakes could spit?
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hitman was looking for me. Gee, are you calling from home?
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. Again, something I wouldn't amit.
I eloped.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. I'm like this AT work every day. What's your point?
My cat unplugged my alarm clock. Hey that one could be true!
I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.
I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. I don't think I'd admit this even if it did happen.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. Really good reason to learn to drive!
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to work after lunch. Serious brain freeze?
I couldn't find my shoes. Do you only have ONE pair?
I hurt myself bowling. My biceps hurt from those 16 ounce curls
I was spit on by a venomous snake. Did we even know snakes could spit?
I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
A hitman was looking for me. Gee, are you calling from home?
My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. Again, something I wouldn't amit.
I eloped.
My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. I'm like this AT work every day. What's your point?
My cat unplugged my alarm clock. Hey that one could be true!
I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
I forgot what day of the week it was.
Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
A tree fell on my car.
My monkey died.