Excuse for Calling In Sick

[valanhb]

Calling In Sick

The perfect Friday excuse!


Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee: "I just can't see my butt coming to work!"

 

[rosiemac]

Susan

 

[sandra]

Heh... Good one Heidi

!!

 

[cla517]

I love it! That's what we call the "Friday Flu" around here. Means you're just sick of working!

 

[3blackcats]

That's a good one Heidi!

 

[whisker's mom]

Good one!

 

[wellingtoncats]

Haha- good one.

 

[jcat]

Maybe I should try that one. My boss would never admit she'd never heard of it - she'd just say, "So, so."

 

[2rascalkitties]

That was a funny one! I don't think I've ever made an excuse that was silly. Who knows if it'd work or not. Hehehe!

 

[mzjazz2u]

 

[pollyanna]

That one is funny!

 

[yayi]

I wouldn't say anything like that to the boss though!