> >EVER WONDER
> >Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
> skin?
> >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
> >Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
> Lottery"?
> >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> >Why is it that doctors call what they do
> "practice"?
> >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to
> click on "Start"?
> >Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made
> >with real lemons?
> >Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker?
> >Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> called rush hour?
> >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
> tests it?
> >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> >Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections?
> >You know that indestructible black box that is used
> on airplanes? Why don't
> >they make the whole plane out of that
> >stuff?!
> >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> >Why are they called apartments when they are all
> stuck together?
> >If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress?
> >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
> the terminal?
> >Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
> skin?
> >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
> >Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
> Lottery"?
> >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> >Why is it that doctors call what they do
> "practice"?
> >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to
> click on "Start"?
> >Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made
> >with real lemons?
> >Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker?
> >Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> called rush hour?
> >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
> tests it?
> >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> >Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections?
> >You know that indestructible black box that is used
> on airplanes? Why don't
> >they make the whole plane out of that
> >stuff?!
> >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> >Why are they called apartments when they are all
> stuck together?
> >If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress?
> >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
> the terminal?
