I know you like to sleep next to my head, That is ok. i dont mind and like the purring. However we need to set a couple of rules from now on.
rule 1
there will be not more farting how sleeping there. you woke me up with dreams of being under a gas attack in london(not kidding) only to find one very smelly kitty.
rule 2
how i know you have a long tail, it is to be kept on your side of the bed.
Your tail does not have a mind of its own, and does not need to waving around and smacking me in the face.. if you keep doing that i swear that has has be a recipe some place for cat tail soup.(psst not that i really would but he does not know that)
that will be all
these rules will be stuck up over food dish so make sure you check them.
rule 1
there will be not more farting how sleeping there. you woke me up with dreams of being under a gas attack in london(not kidding) only to find one very smelly kitty.
rule 2
how i know you have a long tail, it is to be kept on your side of the bed.
Your tail does not have a mind of its own, and does not need to waving around and smacking me in the face.. if you keep doing that i swear that has has be a recipe some place for cat tail soup.(psst not that i really would but he does not know that)
that will be all
these rules will be stuck up over food dish so make sure you check them.