I got it we will distract her with the really cute kitten sitting outside the market/gas station. When she bends over to pat it on the head we will snatch the keys!
Denise
Oh, Brenda, There's a gas station. I'll pull in. (Leaves 35 feet of skid marks) Heidi, you're as bad as Debby. How did you get in the front seat? You guys go ahead in and get us something good to eat. I love peanut butter cups, if you don't mind. I'm going to stay here. (Turns off engine and puts keys in back jeans pocket.) Oh, look! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh, sweet little baby jumped right up on my lap! Lorie, you pump the gas, ok? I'm playing with the kitten. See! He loves me!
**gets out and walks over to gas pumps trying to figure out a way to get the keys away from Jeanie**
Jeanie, I don't know how to pump gas, you'll have to get out and show me what to do. Why don't you put the kitten down and let him play with the car keys while you help me? That should keep him busy so he won't run away.
She went for it. I have the keys--who's a good driver?
Thanks to whoever said they thought they saw Harrison Ford inside buying coffee. Did you see Jeanie go running to see?
I got my driving lessons, on a stock-car track. As long as the vehicle has cruise control, we'll be OK. The only catch: I stop for all antique malls and flea markets!
I'm a good driver in the driveway! AND we drive on the left hand side! Should be a blast! Come on mates, swing by and pick me up and I promise I'll give a jar of Vegemite to everyone!
Now you see what happens when you deceive someone? Not only are we on the wrong side of the road, but we're facing (drumroll) gulp! VEGEMITE! You could have been munching on Peanut butter cups, but, oh, no, (grumble, mumble). Cindy, you'd better grab the wheel. She's heading for the Canyon!!
Ok, now we need to distract Tania, or tell her to drive on the right side of the road! Those cars passing are a little too close for comfort! *squeezes eyes shut and holds on for dear life*
Cindy, maybe we can convert these people from Haggis and Vegemite. Although, I do like the peanut butter cups. I'll take a couple of those if Jeanie hasn't eaten them all!!
Sure, I'll share, but let's stop at Krispy Kremes and decide where we should head next. It's nice and warm in Arizona, but doesn't feel Christmasy. Should we brave the cold and head north or stay warm? Who still needs a ride? Tania, that's a good girl. Just find a seat at Krispy Kremes. (Some people just don't know how to drive! Can you imagine?)
Sorry, I fell asleep in the back seat. Some one dropped a kitten on my head so I'm up now. Very cute blue long haired kitten with lavender eyes! So what time is it? lunch dinner breakfast?!? How long was I sleeping anyway? The last thing I remember BuNN threw a fish at me!