I know the title sounds funny just after Christmas, but this concerns a present I received.
My family all agreed that we would give only token presents this year, as everyone is feeling the credit crunch. Almost everyone followed this dictum, and we all had fun finding or making inexpensive but unusual gifts. However, my younger brother ignored it all and bought expensive things for everyone, slightly embarrassing but that was his choice.
But - he has given me the latest, sooper-dooper coffee machine! It makes expresso, cappucino. latte, and has an integral milk frother. It would not disgrace a small coffee house. The thing is, I don't drink coffee! Coffee actually gives me a headache and stops me sleeping, whatrever time of day I drink it. I am a tea person, and so are most of my friends. Even my French friends who do like coffee prefer to drink tea at my house, because I make it properly and it is a change for them. So I will rarely use it even for company. When I do make coffee I have a small cafetiere that is quite adequate.
And I don't have room for it on my counters, which although large have a huge variety of machines that I do use regularly already there. So the coffee machine will sit in its box in a cupboard, waiting for a visit from my brother and his partner. I phoned to thank him, and did ask what put the idea into his head and he went into paroxyms of delight about what a great machine this was, and how it had revolutionised his life having such great coffee available all the time. So I chickened out and couldn't say anything, save that I would open it the next time I had friends round who drink coffee.
He bought it of course in the UK, so it has British electrics (that work here with a change of plug) and English packaging and instructions, so I cannot exchange it or sell it here. And my vacuum cleaner and bread machine (both essential to my life) have conked out in the last month - if only he had given me the latest version of one of those!
I love him dearly, and I am very grateful to him for thinking of me like that and trying to improve my life. But what can I do? I am sure there are many unwanted gifts out there that cannot be removed for fears of hurting someone.
My family all agreed that we would give only token presents this year, as everyone is feeling the credit crunch. Almost everyone followed this dictum, and we all had fun finding or making inexpensive but unusual gifts. However, my younger brother ignored it all and bought expensive things for everyone, slightly embarrassing but that was his choice.
But - he has given me the latest, sooper-dooper coffee machine! It makes expresso, cappucino. latte, and has an integral milk frother. It would not disgrace a small coffee house. The thing is, I don't drink coffee! Coffee actually gives me a headache and stops me sleeping, whatrever time of day I drink it. I am a tea person, and so are most of my friends. Even my French friends who do like coffee prefer to drink tea at my house, because I make it properly and it is a change for them. So I will rarely use it even for company. When I do make coffee I have a small cafetiere that is quite adequate.
And I don't have room for it on my counters, which although large have a huge variety of machines that I do use regularly already there. So the coffee machine will sit in its box in a cupboard, waiting for a visit from my brother and his partner. I phoned to thank him, and did ask what put the idea into his head and he went into paroxyms of delight about what a great machine this was, and how it had revolutionised his life having such great coffee available all the time. So I chickened out and couldn't say anything, save that I would open it the next time I had friends round who drink coffee.
He bought it of course in the UK, so it has British electrics (that work here with a change of plug) and English packaging and instructions, so I cannot exchange it or sell it here. And my vacuum cleaner and bread machine (both essential to my life) have conked out in the last month - if only he had given me the latest version of one of those!
I love him dearly, and I am very grateful to him for thinking of me like that and trying to improve my life. But what can I do? I am sure there are many unwanted gifts out there that cannot be removed for fears of hurting someone.