YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN.........(Cont.d)
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the wight of the candles.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your wife says, "Good morning Bill" and your name is George.
Your income tax check bounces.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and YOU have a headache.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the wight of the candles.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your wife says, "Good morning Bill" and your name is George.
Your income tax check bounces.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and YOU have a headache.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.