I figured we could all use a little laugh at some strange news, and in the spirit of this site, why not focus on cats.
Here's a few I saw on the internet...
The cat that stopped the mail
That's a strange looking house cat
I know you were my neighbor, until you moved away. I knew my cat went missing often every other day. Then as you were leaving you mistook my cat as stray, and took him far away. I want to see my charley, and I want him back to stay.
How fast can your cat go?
Spotz
Here's a few I saw on the internet...
The cat that stopped the mail
That's a strange looking house cat
I know you were my neighbor, until you moved away. I knew my cat went missing often every other day. Then as you were leaving you mistook my cat as stray, and took him far away. I want to see my charley, and I want him back to stay.
How fast can your cat go?
Spotz