Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

[batgirl2good]

Cajun Princess NOT Too citable. She jus sorta citable and gets all cited wen she studees and lerns new stuff.

Alla us wuld be cited if we lernin to be fairy godmeowma or godpurrpapa.

Ok, now we sed she lernt to make peeples think they heer music

and howta make storms.

She can help kitties wut are nurvus

and need to relax n chill

We sawry but we can't say the wurds to spellz. It be illeagle!

Oh, there lotsa more Cajun Princess lernt!

She a good an happee gurl.

Every day, she goze to skool an practice like a deduhcayted student.

Graycie an GoGo reel cited over havin a sister who gonna be fairy godmeowma.

We just tell a lil more an then this storee be over for no, k?

One day there were these kitties who wuz fitein!

It got so bad that their meowmies wuz worried and skeered they mite hurt eech ovur! So they called on Cajun Meowma. Well, Cajun Meowma wanted lil Cajun Princess to practisse, so she let lil Cajun Princess try her noo nahledge.

Lil Princess do her majic movemens wif wand (did we tell ya she got a speshul wand? Lil Ari helpt decorate it cuz HE do SUCH GUD wurk wif his flip flop bizniss.) (We jes luv lil Ari!)

Oops. we diegrass. (for u baby kittens, that meens get offa the subjec at hand)

Anyhow, lil Princess wave majic wand in spoeshul way an say, "Kitty, Kitty, now u ac pritty. Kowa Bowa, Nowa, NOWA!" an Boom!
Evn tho lil kitties wut fitein not there, alla sudden they frens!

THE END

(We rites more bout lil Cajun Princess nuffer time, k?)

 

[carolcat]

Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, another FINE story. You spechul kittys and meowmy to be able to rite such good kitty stories, we comes to cat forum early each morning, well usually, less I can't pry lazy meomwy outta bed at 4 AM >:-> to reed them and to see how our friends are doin. We hopin that you kittys feelin bettr this morning, and no more worry bout bad place, yur friend lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

We feelin good today! We tires nuther storee later on.
We hope alla u kitties havin fun this saturdee morn!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, another FINE story. You spechul kittys and meowmy to be able to rite such good kitty stories, we comes to cat forum early each morning, well usually, less I can't pry lazy meomwy outta bed at 4 AM >:-> to reed them and to see how our friends are doin. We hopin that you kittys feelin bettr this morning, and no more worry bout bad place, yur friend lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

MEOWMY JAN WINZ THE LOTTEREE!!

One day Ari an Jasper T's Meowmy Jan an Meowmy Lue went to the minit mart and decided to bye a lottery ticket! They thought it'd be fun.

They uset the numbers tellin the birfdates of their furbabies, Jasper T and Ari Kitty. Plus they uset their birfdates, too.
An Ges Wut? They won! They won BIG BIG!

Now they BIG millionaires.

But this is what they cided to do. They NEW lotsa lotas lil animals dint have good homes and hadta stay in shelters an stuff. This make them sad, always.
They also NEW Katie, Meowmy to Graycie an GoGo and Cajun Princess, was concernt about the same thing.

So they thot they open reel speshul dolshun centers for kitties an doggies.
They open these all over USA and in each ****ry in world.

THAT BIG challenge.
Now this is whut make all speshul.
They spay and neuter all kitties an doggies.
The get refrences on peeples who wanna dopt babies.

They had nursez an docs in each place to make sure that all kitties and doggies well taken care of an that they ok.PLUS this!

Eeach person who dopts a lil animal payz $100 but then gets $5,000 to yooze ONLY for takin care of kitty/doggy....like goin to vet and shots an food an toyz an stuff.

That lasts for long time.

The name of the place was "Fur Babies General."
It wuz veree successful, and many kitties an doggies got good homes. All peeples who uset this lovet it and were hones and nice. So many lil kitties an doggies that mite have not had good home were happee and lovet.

THE END

 

[carolcat]

BOY that a GRATE idea S + H, we wishes somebody wood REELY do that! We just now saw story but wanted to tell you how good it was and how much we LOVED it! You kittys should rite a book of "cat nap tails" and seld it on ebay my meowmy sez, then you be rich and meowmy Bobbie not have to teach mean kids anymore and she would have money to do like in the story! :-) yur friends and fans lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[katie=^..^=]

Thank you Shenandoah, Humble Kitty and Miz Meowmy Bobbie for ritin such wonnerful stories for alla us. We love the stories bout Cajun Princess, but the best stories are bout helpin alla the kitties. Meowmy Carol's idee bout eBay gud one! You shood do that!

 

[batgirl2good]

Hey, we likes that idee. Meowmy check it out!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

BOY that a GRATE idea S + H, we wishes somebody wood REELY do that! We just now saw story but wanted to tell you how good it was and how much we LOVED it! You kittys should rite a book of "cat nap tails" and seld it on ebay my meowmy sez, then you be rich and meowmy Bobbie not have to teach mean kids anymore and she would have money to do like in the story! :-) yur friends and fans lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

Shenandoah an Humble are 5 yer ole kittiy boyz hoo lif wif their Meowmy Bobbie.

They veree sweet an gud kitties. Evrybodee love them.

(Meowmy Bobbie think so, aneehow.)

When they wuz lil babies, Shenadoah wayd 1.2 lbs and Humble wayd 0.8 lb.

Now they grown up!

Humble wayz 13.8 lbs, and Shenandoah wayz 13.1 lbs.

Dr. Vey say they both ALMOS purrfect BUT would be evn MORE PURRfect if they be beteen 12-13 pounds.

So Meowmy Bobbie put them on DIE-it!!

Now since, tehy can't jump rope or run or anythin,

Meowmy Bobbie doin THIS.

Shenandoah like lil wee canza FANCY FEAST, so he getz 1 1/2 canz spread overe all day. Humble like the dry crucnchy, an he gets 2/3 cup for all the day.

Vet seyz this DELICATE. Not go too fas with DIE-it! Kitties can gets an-OR-X-Ee-Uh!! Is evn worse than wen humans get it.

So we bean good boyz or tryin, anyhow.
Shenanndoah trizta bite Meowmy's toez and stuff, Humble jus look sad.
She puts out lil food and then takes way 20 minits later, like Sierr'a Meowmy tole her to do.

We let U kits NO how we doin, ok?

THE END

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Shenandoah an Humble are 5 yer ole kittiy boyz hoo lif wif their Meowmy Bobbie.

They veree sweet an gud kitties. Evrybodee love them.

(Meowmy Bobbie think so, aneehow.)

When they wuz lil babies, Shenadoah wayd 1.2 lbs and Humble wayd 0.8 lb.

Now they grown up!

Humble wayz 13.8 lbs, and Shenandoah wayz 13.1 lbs.

Dr. Vey say they both ALMOS purrfect BUT would be evn MORE PURRfect if they be beteen 12-13 pounds.

So Meowmy Bobbie put them on DIE-it!!

Now since, tehy can't jump rope or run or anythin,

Meowmy Bobbie doin THIS.

Shenandoah like lil wee canza FANCY FEAST, so he getz 1 1/2 canz spread overe all day. Humble like the dry crucnchy, an he gets 2/3 cup for all the day.

Vet seyz this DELICATE. Not go too fas with DIE-it! Kitties can gets an-OR-X-Ee-Uh!! Is evn worse than wen humans get it.

So we bean good boyz or tryin, anyhow.
Shenanndoah trizta bite Meowmy's toez and stuff, Humble jus look sad.
She puts out lil food and then takes way 20 minits later, like Sierr'a Meowmy tole her to do.

We let U kits NO how we doin, ok?

THE END

Awwww, that a sad story alrite, but I understan meomwy Bobbie just doin what vet say to do........she not being mean, but still sad thinkin bout you kittys being hungry....sob sob........oh, we wanted to ask meowmy Bobbie if dr. gave new tummy medicine? We forgots to ask before. We thinkin of you hungry boys, :-( yur friend lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[gemlady]

Hi Shenandoah and Humble. This is meowmy Jan. Ari crawled in my arms and I read him the catnap stories and now he is asleep.

Yes it would be wonderful to win millions and help all those who need it. Kind of wish little princess/god meowma could wave her wand and do it!

Anyway you two are doing a great job with your writing. Looking forward to more!

 

[batgirl2good]

Doctor gave Meowmy Bobbie sumthin call DURAPHEN II DM and Prilosec OTC sted of Zantac, sn she still takin Prevacid, and still the Saline spray 15 times a day.
It helpin lots better.
The Suraphen II for thinnin the mucus. Her refluz more like affec her throt and stuffl.
She been on it 3 dayz so far.

Doctor say stress make reflux reel lots worser.
Thank u for askin.

Oh! he say NO CHOCOLATE! :non:

No caffeine!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Awwww, that a sad story alrite, but I understan meomwy Bobbie just doin what vet say to do........she not being mean, but still sad thinkin bout you kittys being hungry....sob sob........oh, we wanted to ask meowmy Bobbie if dr. gave new tummy medicine? We forgots to ask before. We thinkin of you hungry boys, :-( yur friend lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

We will rite a storee this afternoon,ok? It gonna be bout how pretty "the brige" is.

 

[batgirl2good]

Wen kitties or doggies die, it is veree sad for the meowmies and daddies and children who lovt the petz.

But the place they go to is so beeyooteeful! They aren't sic aneemore. They can run and play with other frens. Alla cats and dogs get long.

Therez no fites!

Now God made alla little animals. He lovs them.

An gess wut? God comes to walk at the Rainbow brige! And he sits and plays wif the animals. He throws balls for the doggies. He rubs the kitties and does the CAT DANCE! They all do the STRAY KAT STRUT together.

We NO that alla little petz there see their meowmies and daddies (and barkmamas and daddies) and NO whas happenin in their lifes.

God is a king. He made evrythin (we beleeve) and he NOSE evrythin.

There always a rainbow here. It reel pretty alla time.
Alla lil sweet petz have evrythin they need, and they visit wif their famleez in spirit.

God gives em good food to eat, and they NOT get fat and NOT havta go on DIE-its! And not havta go to VET!

Bible sez that God haz our teers in a bottle, and he NOSE mamas and daddies miss their angels. So He comforts them.

One day all lil animals see their famlees agin when they on the way to Heaven, and they all be together again.

THE END

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Wen kitties or doggies die, it is veree sad for the meowmies and daddies and children who lovt the petz.

But the place they go to is so beeyooteeful! They aren't sic aneemore. They can run and play with other frens. Alla cats and dogs get long.

Therez no fites!

Now God made alla little animals. He lovs them.

An gess wut? God comes to walk at the Rainbow brige! And he sits and plays wif the animals. He throws balls for the doggies. He rubs the kitties and does the CAT DANCE! They all do the STRAY KAT STRUT together.

We NO that alla little petz there see their meowmies and daddies (and barkmamas and daddies) and NO whas happenin in their lifes.

God is a king. He made evrythin (we beleeve) and he NOSE evrythin.

There always a rainbow here. It reel pretty alla time.
Alla lil sweet petz have evrythin they need, and they visit wif their famleez in spirit.

God gives em good food to eat, and they NOT get fat and NOT havta go on DIE-its! And not havta go to VET!

Bible sez that God haz our teers in a bottle, and he NOSE mamas and daddies miss their angels. So He comforts them.

One day all lil animals see their famlees agin when they on the way to Heaven, and they all be together again.

THE END

That is a nice story S+H, that where Mr. Butch lives now, meowmy say someday we see him again and be together, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[gemlady]

Hi h & s. meomwy jan tried to read your last story about the rainbow bridge but started crying so i had to read it myself.

she says she has lots of kitties and a few doggies and a guinea pig waiting for her. sounds like there's gonna be a stampede when she arrives!

 

[batgirl2good]

Oh, no, we sawry! We dint meen to make nyone cry, speshully Miss Jan. Can she forgive us, pleeze?

We mite not rite today or tomorraw cuz Meowmy gota take workshop and not able to help us.

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi h & s. meomwy jan tried to read your last story about the rainbow bridge but started crying so i had to read it myself.

she says she has lots of kitties and a few doggies and a guinea pig waiting for her. sounds like there's gonna be a stampede when she arrives!

 

[batgirl2good]

Meowmy Bobbie sez we havta wayte til Furrsday to rite a storee. We pol-oh-jize. We not wanna disappoint any kitty frens.

Pleeze still be our frens.

We rites xtra gud storee to make up for it.
Meowmy takin this class and wen she comes home, she sez she not wanna think.

 

[gemlady]

meowmy jan says it's okay if you make her cry. it feels good every now and then. you are forgiven.

i will be eagerly waiting for the next story. tell miss bobbie we hope workshop goes quickly.

 

[batgirl2good]

Now u kits NO that Mr. Florez hada change of

when he got vizits from Red Tweety, Lil Jasper, Cajun Meowma, Cajun Princess, and Graycie an GoGo.

Well, he cided he better change his wayz on accounta wut Cajun Meowma tole him.
So he cided to open a Kitty Spa!
It Named Mr. Florez's Kitty Spa.

Alla kitties culd come! They have speshul rooms with climbin stuff and ramps so they culd get a workout.

Mr. FLorez

bout how he usta be meen!

There also a snak bar where kits could

and get some

an ovver kitty treets!

They even gots kitty cake!

There wuz also a wayte room where kitties culd check their wayte.

This one made Shenandoah an Humble

Kitties

and get good exercise.

Alla kits ast their meowmas to

and join them up.

Mr. Florez provided cool clofs for kits to wash fur and cool off.
BES PART! IT FREE! Yea, Mr. Florez did at all for free.
All kits had to do was sign contract sayin they come and have fun.
They sign wif lil paw prints.

THE END

 

[yosemite]

Me and Mika just wanted to tell you how much we have luved reedin your stories. We comes here every day to reed stories. We haven't been posting much - meowmy says she just too lazy lately.

Keep the stories comin - we jus luv them so much.

Bijou and Mika