Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

[batgirl2good]

OOH, we don no about tat! We tink we better get anuther plan.
DID YOU SEE, JASPER? DID YOU SEE?WE EECH LOST HALF A POUND, AN WE HOPE WE DONT FIND IT!!

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

OOH, we don no about tat! We tink we better get anuther plan.
DID YOU SEE, JASPER? DID YOU SEE?WE EECH LOST HALF A POUND, AN WE HOPE WE DONT FIND IT!!

Yes, I did see and I congratulated you on my thred an offerd to buy both o you kittys a no=cal chocolate shake at roofies but I guess you din't see my reply

, anyway, congrats again on the wait loss and hopin that you gets to go offa the diet soon! yur friends jasper and tia........hi s + h, good job ! i hopin that you are feeling happy and fit, luv tia

 

[katie=^..^=]

Hey sumbody needta plae musik for the sircus. How bout our Sweethearts do that by jumping onna drums!

 

[batgirl2good]

oh we like dat idee! we do it!

JASPER< we sawry we dint see it bout you offrin to get us a diet shake. mewomy we reedin while she was gettin reddy to leave skook and was in a huree. plweeze don be mad! we dint meen to be a bad fren.

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Hey sumbody needta plae musik for the sircus. How bout our Sweethearts do that by jumping onna drums!

 

[kluchetta]

Oh I wuddin worry about makin mistakes. Meowmy sometimes takes daaaaayz before she realizes how dumb she was!

 

[batgirl2good]

tank you for bean unnderstannin.

we goin bak to bed. we got a spoonful of food. an we dont meen a BIG one. Is a teespoon.

bye frens

oh....this weekend, we rite circus storee. our sweetharts want us to make music, so we jump on drums. and we wonder if jasper will help by hissin. he hjas does sharp teefs, an we bet he culd sing good. OH and MIKA An Bijou culd sing too. we herd siamese made pretty sounds.

 

[katie=^..^=]

We glad yu liked our idee bout the drums. We think Jasper, Bijou, Mika and Tia make reel gud korus.

 

[gemlady]

http://www.curtainup.com/moscowcatstheater.html

Looky at Meowmy found!

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

oh we like dat idee! we do it!

JASPER< we sawry we dint see it bout you offrin to get us a diet shake. mewomy we reedin while she was gettin reddy to leave skook and was in a huree. plweeze don be mad! we dint meen to be a bad fren.

Hey, no problem, I not mad. You good friends

. I gots a confession tho, I wood be happy to sing wif Bijou and Mika and Tia, buts I gots a reely soft gentle voice unless I at the badanarian and they doing somthing meen to me

. But I bes happy to sing, meomwy say I have a very "sweet" meow!

 

[batgirl2good]

we have you sing, then, when Cable does her act!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Hey, no problem, I not mad. You good friends

. I gots a confession tho, I wood be happy to sing wif Bijou and Mika and Tia, buts I gots a reely soft gentle voice unless I at the badanarian and they doing somthing meen to me

. But I bes happy to sing, meomwy say I have a very "sweet" meow!

 

[batgirl2good]

COMING SOON!! TO A FURRPLACE NEAR U!

ShenanHUMBLE'S BIG TOP CIRCUS!!

ALL kitties who come with their meowmy or purrpaw get in wif a can of cat food or a bag, to go to the needy kitties in the areas hit by the hurrycanes!

See Bijou charm a SNAKE with his blue blue eyes!

See Shenandoah and Humble play THE FLOUR DRUM SONG!

Watch as Ari spins faster than the speed of SOUND!

FLying Trapeze Act!
Acrobat Sweethearts!
Kitty Riding Elephant!

Red Tweety will serenade you all!
Mr. Flores, who ust to be a mean basturd, will provide FREE FOOD for all kitties!

There is more!!

OCTOBER 1!! Is the opening day! COME ONE, COME ALL!

***watch out for SMUDGE on the flying trapeze!

See Much and Karlee and Lucee as they dance gracefully around the center RING!

Be there, or BE SQUARE!

 

[kluchetta]

CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!

 

[batgirl2good]

COTTON CANDY! PINK!BLUE COTTON CANDY!CARAMEL APPLES!CANDIED APPLES!Salmon puffs!catnip balls!chocolate mouse!

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Theree may be a slite hitch..Somebody was at Expedia looking into plane tickets to ABU Dhabi.. I think Lukey may be having 2nd thoughts abvout the cannon thing and I cant find him anywhere around the house so far... I'll hafta look somemore and report back.

 

[batgirl2good]

we glad u menshunned dat. meowmy lost some of her notes on who is doin wut.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Theree may be a slite hitch..Somebody was at Expedia looking into plane tickets to ABU Dhabi.. I think Lukey may be having 2nd thoughts abvout the cannon thing and I cant find him anywhere around the house so far... I'll hafta look somemore and report back.

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Lukey was found under the bed with the phone trying to get a reservation on a plane to anywhere. He's so busted, I'll have hin at the curcus bright and early tomorrow as planned.

 

[katachtig]

we need to praktise our graseful leeps and bownds.

luzeeee

 

[batgirl2good]

be shure to hAF yur pretty fur brayded nicely.

Originally Posted by katachtig

we need to praktise our graseful leeps and bownds.

luzeeee

 

[katie=^..^=]

We reed bout circus wif cats an it sound like so much fun!!!

This be reely fun fun fun! Go Go an Radish practising all the acrobat stuff in the hallway an kitchen. They reel gud. An they gots costumes to go wif theer blue eyes.

I gonna be riding the elephants an be as pretty as Marilyn Monroe wen she did it.

Thank you guyse for doing this.

Graycie

 

[kluchetta]

Does little radish haf blu eyes too? That's cool.