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Although I don't agree with this man's decision to "rid" himself of his wife's cat...it's still a kinda cute joke:
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat, Fluffy, decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving
him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and
try the same thing.
As we was driving back into his driveway, there was Fluffy!
He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn
cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and he left Fluffy there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?"
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put Fluffy on the phone.
I'm lost and I need directions!"
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat, Fluffy, decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving
him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and
try the same thing.
As we was driving back into his driveway, there was Fluffy!
He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn
cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and he left Fluffy there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?"
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put Fluffy on the phone.
I'm lost and I need directions!"