Bumper Stickers

[mzjazz2u]

I found these on a website I mentioned in another thread.

Bumper Stickers

- Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? . . . )

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

- He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against you.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- Honk if you love peace and quiet.

- Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.

- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

 

[katl8e]

My all-time favorite was: Nuke the gay whales for Jesus.
This was guaranteed to tick EVERYBODY off.

 

[mzjazz2u]

Originally posted by katl8e
My all-time favorite was: Nuke the gay whales for Jesus.
This was guaranteed to tick EVERYBODY off.

You're too funny!

 

[wellingtoncats]

Originally posted by mzjazz2u
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I love these two!

 

[hissy]

LOL Tamme! I love that one bumper sticker about the parallel universe! I stole it for my location on my profile.

 

[mzjazz2u]

Originally posted by hissy
LOL Tamme! I love that one bumper sticker about the parallel universe! I stole it for my location on my profile.

That IS a good one!

 

[katl8e]

I saw a good one, at the grocery store:

"You'll never see an American flag burned at a gun show."

 

[sandra]

Those are words to live by!!

 

[moo]

" Save the horses - ride a cowboy!"

One of my friends has this on her car and it always gives me a giggle.

Not much time to post anymore (new job) so a MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all. I still come and browse but don't get much of a chance to post plus I think i have lost my digi-cam so I don't have any new cute cat pics.

 

[greycat2]

These are great!

There is always the old Sticker:

"Beam me up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."

 

[a_loveless_gem]

Originally posted by mzjazz2u


- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against you.

I remember that one being placed on the town gossip's car. It didn't get noticed for one week. By that time, the vehicle had been all over town.

 

[yayi]

Sorry to hear that moo. Wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS too!

Those bumper stickers are funny.

But because of my hobby, I have "Get High on a Reef" and the old "Divers do it deeper"

 

[jcat]

Originally posted by mzjazz2u
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

They're funny. I really like these two. It's odd - you don't see too many bumper stickers over here.