I'm so sorry you are having these problems. I was fortunate because our cats are what brought my husband and me together. He even tried to make friends with Petunia though she hissed at him for about the first 6 years.
Maybe you do need an application form.
Questions like:
Cat hair:
a) is so last season as a fashion statement
b) is a tool used in solving crimes
c) are tiny little reminders of how much my cat loves me.
d) belong only on a lint brush
Maybe you do need an application form.
Questions like:
Cat hair:
a) is so last season as a fashion statement
b) is a tool used in solving crimes
c) are tiny little reminders of how much my cat loves me.
d) belong only on a lint brush