I just saw this Reddit post from the sub-Reddit Am I The A-hole (AITA) regarding a cat named Jorts. It is so ridiculous but pretty funny in my opinion.
Hahahaahhahaha, that's hilarious! I love this line: "Pam is NOT to apply margarine to any of her coworkers." I also love that his staff bio pic was a sweet potato! I feel bad for the HR person, though; I don't imagine cat-related disputes were part of their training, lol.
As for the underlying issue, I once heard someone say that all orange male cats share the same brain cell, and I think we all know that's true, but that's what makes them so lovable. Poor Jorts, it just hasn't been his week for brain cell custody yet .