A to Z of Cat's Rules

[forensic]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[xlaydeextaniax]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[rescuecatsrule]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[laureen227]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[lillekat]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[dixie_darlin]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

 

[rescuecatsrule]

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X = when I scratch you I am saying NO! Don't do that!
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

(Sorry I was stuck on X and I think everyone else was as well)

 

[laureen227]

Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule

Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X = when I scratch you I am saying NO! Don't do that!
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

(Sorry I was stuck on X and I think everyone else was as well)

ok, now we need

for each one, & then we can publish a book!

 

[rescuecatsrule]

Originally Posted by laureen227

ok, now we need

for each one, & then we can publish a book!

The TCS book of Cats Rules around the House