Hello!
I'm Pyewacket, the Norwegian Forest Cat. I'm convincing (claws out, chirping loudly), ok, forcing my human to type this in.
Every time he makes a mistake, I head butt him and chirp even louder, and maybe pounce his toes. He'll learn eventually. He is, after all, only a human.
Anyway, this is me when I was just 16 weeks old. My human calls it the 'cuddle the monitor' pose. I don't know what it means, but I consistently hear 'awwww!'. What is this 'awww?'. Explain it to me hiuman!
I'm a rather sophisticated cat, and tend to ponder the meaning of the universe.
Important things like:
Will I get dried shrimp treats? Or liver and beef? Can I get both?
Will I ever get that elusive feather under that blanket?
Why does mommy yell in shock when I pounce and nibble her toes under the blanket?
What are those furry long eared things in MY yard and why can't I chase them when I go out on walks?
Why do humans fail to pet me every waking moment? What is this ... work... that my father does... he says it's to help buy me cat food, so I guess I'll let him... for now...
Why do my humans look at me strangely when I start to open these mystical cans of fish with my claw on the pull tab? Why do they keep them in a locked cupboard now?
I shall continue to ponder...
Chirps and meows,
--Pyewacket
I'm Pyewacket, the Norwegian Forest Cat. I'm convincing (claws out, chirping loudly), ok, forcing my human to type this in.
Every time he makes a mistake, I head butt him and chirp even louder, and maybe pounce his toes. He'll learn eventually. He is, after all, only a human.
Anyway, this is me when I was just 16 weeks old. My human calls it the 'cuddle the monitor' pose. I don't know what it means, but I consistently hear 'awwww!'. What is this 'awww?'. Explain it to me hiuman!
I'm a rather sophisticated cat, and tend to ponder the meaning of the universe.
Important things like:
Will I get dried shrimp treats? Or liver and beef? Can I get both?
Will I ever get that elusive feather under that blanket?
Why does mommy yell in shock when I pounce and nibble her toes under the blanket?
What are those furry long eared things in MY yard and why can't I chase them when I go out on walks?
Why do humans fail to pet me every waking moment? What is this ... work... that my father does... he says it's to help buy me cat food, so I guess I'll let him... for now...
Why do my humans look at me strangely when I start to open these mystical cans of fish with my claw on the pull tab? Why do they keep them in a locked cupboard now?
I shall continue to ponder...
Chirps and meows,
--Pyewacket