I got a crack out of this one..just wanted to share with everyone here!
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said :Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock !!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers !!"
"Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said, "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and
stick it on our forheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK ?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff came over to Earl's side of the car bent down look at Earl and across
at Bubba, looked toward the back seat, then looked back at Earl and Bubba, and said, "What you boys been a doin'?
You been a drinkin' ?"
"Why no sur', Earl said, We's on the patch."
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said :Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock !!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers !!"
"Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said, "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and
stick it on our forheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK ?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff came over to Earl's side of the car bent down look at Earl and across
at Bubba, looked toward the back seat, then looked back at Earl and Bubba, and said, "What you boys been a doin'?
You been a drinkin' ?"
"Why no sur', Earl said, We's on the patch."
