once upon a time in a land far away,a beautful,independent,self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: Elegant Lady.I was once a handsome prince,untill a evil witch cast a spell unpon me.One kiss from you,however,I will turn back into a dapper,young prince that I am and then ,my sweet,we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother,where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes,bear my childern,and forever feel grateful and happy doing so"
That night as the princess dined sumptuously on a divine meal of lightly sauteed frog legs ,seasoned in white wine ans onion cream sauce,
and she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freaken think so!
The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: Elegant Lady.I was once a handsome prince,untill a evil witch cast a spell unpon me.One kiss from you,however,I will turn back into a dapper,young prince that I am and then ,my sweet,we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother,where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes,bear my childern,and forever feel grateful and happy doing so"
That night as the princess dined sumptuously on a divine meal of lightly sauteed frog legs ,seasoned in white wine ans onion cream sauce,
and she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freaken think so!
