8 things you will never hear a woman say

[kev]

8 Things Women Will Never Say
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!


Now aint that the truth

 

[uabassoon]

LOL maybe I don't count because I'm not exactly a feminine woman but I know on more than one occasion I have said 8, 7, 5, 1 and as for #2 I wouldn't wear a desginer dress even if it was free.

 

[mom of 10 cats]

I've never used the "pull my finger" one, but I was the one who taught my younger sisters that it is possible to make yourself belch.

We're not even going to discuss teaching them to belch the alphabet! (That was years and years ago, LOL)

 

[caprice]

HAHA, I have said Pull my finger so many times! LOL...

 

[mom of 10 cats]

And another thing: I am a consummate bargain shopper. I would never pay $300 for a dress, unless it was worth something like $5000 and I could resell it on ebay for a profit!

 

[sylent rayne]

Oh dear, by what you have listed, I'm not a woman at all! I do all those things!! *blush*

 

[wellingtoncats]

Diamonds are NEVER to big!

LOL! Thanks for sharing Kev , Now care to pull my finger?

 

[auroraviva]

LOL! True!

P.S. -- I love diamonds!! (I have a nice one on my engagement ring!!!)

Have I ever posted a pic?

 

[valanhb]

Well, I have or at least could say #7, 6, 5 and 2.

7. Watching TV is much better than running into the computer room to see whatever it is he finds so important every 5 minutes.

6. Diamonds can be too big, IMO. Too big and they look fake and gaudy. (I'm talking the Liz Taylor diamonds, here. 3+ karats)

5. Um, yeah. At one point in my life anyway!

2. Even if I could afford it, where in the heck would I WEAR a designer dress???

 

[bphreekee]

I too am guilty of #'s 8,7, definitely 5, and even

# 4!I have GOT to save the money to buy me a butt, 'cause I just don't have one.

 

[shell]

Originally posted by Bphreekee
I have GOT to save the money to buy me a butt, 'cause I just don't have one.

I'm willing to share with you my excess buttage!

LOL!

 

[bphreekee]

Hey I'd take it! Got any extra boobage while I'm shopping?I need to get me some grown up boobs too, the having little booblets thing is gettin old too...oh well, whatcha gonna do that doesn't cost a fortune? lol....