1. Cats love it when you fuss over them.
2. Cats are not afraid of commitment.
3. Cats don't believe in Divorce.
4. A cat would never flirt with your friends.
5. A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup.
6. Though their impeccable about grooming, cats don't hog the bathroom.
7. Cats are never sarcastic.
8. A cat would never use your razor for his face.
9. A cat would never bet on The horses.
10. Cats are loyal. They don't give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.
11. A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch TV.
12. Cats are easy to live with.
13. Cats love to cuddle.
14. Cats are great company.
15. Cats adore independent women.
16. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t worry about being politically correct.
17. A cat would never apologize to his friends because youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re a vegetarian.
18. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t hold a grudge.
19. Cats are civilized.
20. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho.
21. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to be right 100 percent of the time.
22. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t care if you beat him at jeopardy.
23. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to go out in the woods with other cats, beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with his cat hood.
24. A cat isn't threatened if you have a lot friends.
25. A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement.
26. Cats aren't afraid to be vulnerable.
27. Cleavage doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t interest a cat unless it's big enough to sleep in.
28. Cats listen when you talk about your day.
29. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t exaggerate the truth.
30. You can kiss a cat all night and never get razor burn.
31. You never have to entertain your cats boss.
32. A cat will wait and rub up against your legs no matter what time you get home.
33. You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.
34. You never feel alone when your with a cat.
35. Cats understand how difficult it is to keep your nails looking good and what a disaster it is if you break one.
36. Cats know good grooming takes time.
37. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make jokes at your expense.
38. Rich, slim or witty, you needn't be. A cat will love you unconditionally.
39. A cat would never tell you you look better in high heels.
40. Cats are not intimidated by your accomplishments.
41. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t engage in power plays.
42. Cats give you honest feedback. They don't believe in patronizing, especially when it comes to your work.
43. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have beer bellies.
45. You'll never hear a cat burp at the table.
46. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t pick their teeth with matchbox covers.
47. A cat wont have a hemorrhage is you break your car.
48. A cat is never too busy to take a vacation.
49. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t think daydreaming is a waste of time.
50. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t get annoyed if you snap your gum
2. Cats are not afraid of commitment.
3. Cats don't believe in Divorce.
4. A cat would never flirt with your friends.
5. A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup.
6. Though their impeccable about grooming, cats don't hog the bathroom.
7. Cats are never sarcastic.
8. A cat would never use your razor for his face.
9. A cat would never bet on The horses.
10. Cats are loyal. They don't give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.
11. A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch TV.
12. Cats are easy to live with.
13. Cats love to cuddle.
14. Cats are great company.
15. Cats adore independent women.
16. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t worry about being politically correct.
17. A cat would never apologize to his friends because youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re a vegetarian.
18. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t hold a grudge.
19. Cats are civilized.
20. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho.
21. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to be right 100 percent of the time.
22. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t care if you beat him at jeopardy.
23. A cat doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need to go out in the woods with other cats, beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with his cat hood.
24. A cat isn't threatened if you have a lot friends.
25. A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement.
26. Cats aren't afraid to be vulnerable.
27. Cleavage doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t interest a cat unless it's big enough to sleep in.
28. Cats listen when you talk about your day.
29. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t exaggerate the truth.
30. You can kiss a cat all night and never get razor burn.
31. You never have to entertain your cats boss.
32. A cat will wait and rub up against your legs no matter what time you get home.
33. You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.
34. You never feel alone when your with a cat.
35. Cats understand how difficult it is to keep your nails looking good and what a disaster it is if you break one.
36. Cats know good grooming takes time.
37. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make jokes at your expense.
38. Rich, slim or witty, you needn't be. A cat will love you unconditionally.
39. A cat would never tell you you look better in high heels.
40. Cats are not intimidated by your accomplishments.
41. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t engage in power plays.
42. Cats give you honest feedback. They don't believe in patronizing, especially when it comes to your work.
43. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t have beer bellies.
45. You'll never hear a cat burp at the table.
46. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t pick their teeth with matchbox covers.
47. A cat wont have a hemorrhage is you break your car.
48. A cat is never too busy to take a vacation.
49. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t think daydreaming is a waste of time.
50. Cats donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t get annoyed if you snap your gum