Cats are in charge--as if we didn't know that!

Cats Are In Charge

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."--Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

Those were good! Thanks for sharing them!!

Originally posted by bren.1


"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway
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Ain't that the truth!

Originally posted by bren.1
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb

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That one made me think of Hissy, Patsy and all of you angels who work with strays and ferals. I think that one has to be true!

LoL.
"There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast". Too true!

Bill got a kick out of the "snooze button" one. About 15 minutes before his alarm goes off, Rowdy creeps up to the head of the bed and plays with his hair. Then, she proceeds to lick any exposed skin. Pushing her off of the bed does no good, as she jumps right back up. Strangely enough, she never does this to me. When I wake up, several hours later, she is snuggled up with me, sound asleep.

LoL. Socks licks my toes and nibbles my nose until I get up.