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post #31 of 47
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There was a joke out there that Jerry told me that went something like this:

This man was flying down the freeway at 85mph! A state trooper pulled him over and asked him why he was going so fast. The man told the cop, "My wife rain away with a state trooper and I thought it was you trying to bring her back to me!" The cop just starting laughing and walked away, telling him to slow down and to have a good day!

post #32 of 47
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Originally Posted by lilleah View Post
Oh yes yes.
All kinds of them.
Even a going down a "One Way" the WRONG WAY ticket.
Whatever though-it was late, and there were no apparent signs.
Yep, got one of those too! but in my defense I was trying to elude someone I thought was following me and I didn't want him to know where I lived
post #33 of 47
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
There was a joke out there that Jerry told me that went something like this:

This man was flying down the freeway at 85mph! A state trooper pulled him over and asked him why he was going so fast. The man told the cop, "My wife rain away with a state trooper and I thought it was you trying to bring her back to me!" The cop just starting laughing and walked away, telling him to slow down and to have a good day!

post #34 of 47
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Originally Posted by katiemae1277 View Post
Yep, got one of those too! but in my defense I was trying to elude someone I thought was following me and I didn't want him to know where I lived
That's right Katie.......Jerry tells me to go to the nearest police station if I think I'm being followed......
post #35 of 47
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
That's right Katie.......Jerry tells me to go to the nearest police station if I think I'm being followed......
Why? Does he hope they'll keep you..............
post #36 of 47
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
That's right Katie.......Jerry tells me to go to the nearest police station if I think I'm being followed......
the cops that pulled me over didn't believe me... hopefully the wierdo had been scared off by the flashing lights though!
post #37 of 47
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Originally Posted by LokisMum View Post
Why? Does he hope they'll keep you..............
post #38 of 47

No really...............
post #39 of 47
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Originally Posted by LokisMum View Post

No really...............
Jerry loves me to bits and would never ever ever ever ever want to give me to anyone..................................



I think
post #40 of 47
Yep, I've had a couple when I was younger. Pat's amazed I don't have more.
post #41 of 47
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
Jerry loves me to bits and would never ever ever ever ever want to give me to anyone..................................



I think
post #42 of 47
Last month I got a warning because a headlight was out. I said that I knew it and I just noticed it that night. Well, it had actually been out for a couple of months.

I lied to a police officer. I was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl.

A new headlight was installed 2 days later. (Thank you, Uncle Bob!)
post #43 of 47
I've only gotten one ticket in seven years of driving and it was for *drumroll*



Turning on a yellow light. Seriously. I swear that I hit the intersection as the light turned yellow, so I kept going, and the lady pulled me over and gave me a very expensive ticket for "running the red light" anyways. I went to Defensive Driving to have it removed from my record, and the instructor had us introduce ourselves and our offense to the group. So there were lots of "Hi, I'm so and so, and I'm a speeder" and then me "Hi, I'm Pam, and I turned on a yellow light." To which of course, the whole room groans.
post #44 of 47
Never!
post #45 of 47
Multiple tickets..speeding, not coming to a complete stop, something about not using proper precautions in hazardous conditions (speeding in the rain!), I've literally driven without my seatbelt two times in my life, and got a ticket for each. On the way to my prom, I was putting my seatbelt on as I turned onto the main road, and got pulled over even then. In the circumstance, he gave me a warning, also have had a warning for having a headlight out and another for not having the current sticker to my tag on the license plate. With all of the moving violations, I've had an excellent lawyer except one when I went to court myself.

I'm currently needing to get a lawyer to help me take care of the most recent. This one is the most pointless I've had, running a red light and having a bald tire. Somebody get that tire a wig! The tire part will be dropped since I've had it replaced. That light was yellow, I tell you! My pfj is already used, so I'm needing to try to get it taken off to prevent an increase in my insurance. What a pain.

Boy, I didn't realize how many it has been until posting it all here. I sound like a pretty lousy driver!
post #46 of 47
Only 2:

1: driving under age - actually I was speeding too but the cop only gave me a ticket for the other.

2: speeding - when asked why I was going so fast I explained that I thought Pennsylvania was boring to drive thru and that I was relying on my cop detection device to alert me in time so as not to get caught. Cop was not amused but did recommend I return the device. I paid almost $300 for that ticket.

Other than that I've been a street law abiding citizen
post #47 of 47
Nope...I have never even gotten pulled over before!
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