Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
Honestly, no one in here can top my MIL.... she got pregnant @ 15 w/my hubby, so she's only 46 now. She uses drugs, and drinks vodka every day. She sleeps with my hubby's friends (has slept w/ 2 and their not hisfriends anymore), and dances on the tops of the bars in our neighborhood. She has laid in a tanning bed most of her life and looks like leather, but because she's a size 4 she thinks she's great. It wouldn't be a family function if she didn't pull her shirt up, and her waistline down so you could see that after 3 kids she doesn't have any stretch marks, in addition to seeing everything else she has down there... At my BIL's wedding in Jamaica, she slept with 2 of the locals in a broom closet at the hotel we all stayed at, and was bragging about it to my SIL's church going family, like it was cool. She is constantly talking about all the abortions she had, and how she did drugs, smoked, & drank the whole time she was pregnant, and how doctors "talk a bunch of nonsense, her kids turned out fine". She wore a white completely see through shirt with a purple bra under it to my bridal shower, and brought her own cosomo's in a dasanti bottle. She completely talks trash about all 3 of her sons to everyone who will listen, and then only calls them if she needs something fixed. She has asked our daughter to lie, well just to "keep a secret" from us, and believes that this is not lying. She talks about her sexual prowess in front of her sons like she's some insestuous floozy that wants to impress her sons... I could keep going.... there's not enough room to type it all... needless to say, I don't speak to her unless I have to.
Is it bad that you just made me fell better about my MIL?