Limericks, Limericks !

cutekitties42 · Jun 17, 2002

The fan on the cat, a site not too pretty!

One day on a lovely little cat,
a flea started making a spat,
he made the cat squirm,
like a wriggling worm...

whisker's mom · Jun 18, 2002

Till the flea collar ended all that!

Stretched out on a comfy queen bed
This feline had it in her head
This spot was just hers
And to those that arn't sure...

mslemon · Jun 19, 2002

Nary a purr, but a low throaty growl instead.

A feline for her owner did pine
She would howl and shiver and whine.
But alas to her irk, her owner must work...

cutekitties42 · Jun 21, 2002

But with a little love the baby's just fine!

From home a kitty did go
A little more fun to know
She crounched by a tower
(The stem of a flower)......

mslemon · Jul 1, 2002

ready to pounce as it waved to and fro.

precocious, wee kitties did play
full through the night and into the day.
around and about
until all tuckered out...

nathalie · Jul 1, 2002

...so to bed they went, straight away

whoops! bedtime, sorry, someone else will have to continue!

hissy · Jul 1, 2002

and when the members do meet
the limericks flow oh so sweet
It's the love of a cat
which has created all that

mslemon · Jul 2, 2002

good purrs and good friends; hard to beat!

Intent upon catching a fly
little kitty had climbed way too high
she was out on a limb, the light growing dim...

nathalie · Jul 2, 2002

and here she is stuck in the sky!

Perched in the warm windowsill,
this kitty's got hours to kill.
She looks at the door
and jumps to the floor

cutekitties42 · Jul 9, 2002

and decides she should go eat her fill!

A kitty once got my house,
Carrying what, but a mouse,
My mom shrieked in fright,
and to my brother's delight...

jeanie g. · Jul 20, 2002

Danced as if listening to Strauss!

I lay on the couch one fine day,
I would dream all my worries away!
But along came my cat,
Who, in spite of all that,

lhezzza · Aug 1, 2002

loves to run, leap and stalk her prey.

There once was a cat and a mouse,
The mouse love to run thru the house,
The cat tried to fight,
that urge in the nightâ€¦

topaz · Aug 2, 2002

And saved the fun of the catch for his spouse!

I'll have fish in my dish
Was Edgar's big wish
His owner was broke
What got served made him choke

lhezzza · Aug 9, 2002

Liver again... UGH, his tail did a swish.

(That last one was tough!)

Here's an easy one!

There one was a cat from Peru,
Who dreamed of licking a shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,

topaz · Aug 16, 2002

With his tongue on the toe of Guess Who!?

There once was a puss named Chartreuse
Who longed to meet up with a moose
So up to Canada she went
Till all her money was spent

bren.1 · Aug 17, 2002

And all that she saw was a goose.

There is a sweet kitty named Molly
She looks like a cute little dolly
She sleeps on her back
without fear of attack

jeanie g. · Aug 30, 2002

But. alas! That was sweet Molly's folly!

There once was a kitty who tried
To try the quite good life outside.
But his mind he did change
About life on the range,

topaz · Aug 30, 2002

When he jumped on a deer for a ride!

Here's another little fellow with a dilemma:

One time a kitten named Brad
Tried to answer a question he had...
He jumped in the shower,
But his plans turned quite sour

jeanie g. · Nov 13, 2002

And wet Brad was quite a sad lad!

There once was a kitty named Jake
Who thought the dog's growl was fake.
Climbed a tree, oh so tall
That he feared he would fall,

bodlover · Nov 14, 2002

And suddenly the branch it did break!

A chubby fat cat named Moe
Had a big ol' thron in his toe,
he limped around
and suddenly found....

Limericks, Limericks !

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