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post #1 of 67
Thread Starter 
Let's start a limerick and let the next person finish it. There are five lines with aa bb a rhyme. I'll start and hope someone finishes it. Then that person should start another limerick for someone else to finish.

There once was a kitty named Joe
Who thought that his human was slow;
He cried for his chow
He yelled, "I eat now!
(Your turn)
post #2 of 67
"and took a quick bite from Joe's toe!" - hows that Jeanie?!

Hmmm to start another one....

Now Jeanie had started a thread,
A limerick straight from her head,
she typed and typed,
stayed up all night.......
post #3 of 67
Thread Starter 
And never did go to her bed!

Alright whom do I pick on?

There once was a kitty named Trent
Who thought that his tail might be bent
He struggled to see
Where his tail ought to be..

Ok. Finish it, please.
post #4 of 67
Ack Jeanie!! I just noticed I got my last sentance wrong! - Joe was the kitty!!! Ooops!! Oh well.....
post #5 of 67
...And tumbled right down on the vent!

(I am so bad at these! But Trent is a clumsy little guy!)

There once was a cat from Nantucket,
Who liked to sit on a bucket.
He rubbed and he purred
'Til it was thoroughly furred...
post #6 of 67
Thread Starter 
Heidi, You're so bad!! You know there's only one rhyme that comes to my mind. I'll have to work on this and let someone else do some thinking too! (Yes, I know that makes me bad too!)
post #7 of 67
I didn't even think about that when I wrote it! No wonder the limmericks that teen's use are always from Nantucket! OK, I'll let ya off the hook, and finish it...

There once was a cat from Nantucket,
Who liked to sit on a bucket.
He rubbed and he purred
'Til it was thoroughly furred
...And his family decided to chuck it!
post #8 of 67
Lemme try this one more time...(I swear I'll think it through a little better!)

Miss Kitty came from the Shire.
She liked to warm by the fire.
She'd lay there all night,
Then by the early dawn's light...
post #9 of 67
She'd wake up and play with a wire. (I hope I'm doing this right)

There once was a kitty named Socks
He painted and liked to wear smocks
He liked working with clay
during the week and on Sunday...
post #10 of 67
Thread Starter 
And to add to his talent, He talks!

A woman we know had a steed
Who must have been off of her feed;
She bucked off our friend,
Who went tail o'er front end,
post #11 of 67
and now my old back it won't bend!

A benevolent soul name of Anne
Came on cyberspace with quite a plan
To fashion a place for feline owners with taste
post #12 of 67
For cats are far better than Man!!

(Sorry I can't think of another one right now..... someone help!!)
post #13 of 67
Okay, another..

"Preposterous!" sniffed the old cat.
"You can't believe I'll eat that!"
He glared at the food, then feeling particularly rude....
post #14 of 67
dumped the food in his owner's small hat.

There was an old Tom on a wall
Who was terribly afraid he would fall
So he cattered and wauled
His lungs overhauled........
post #15 of 67
When he let loose with a final last squall.

Persnickety, graceful, and dear
describe kitties afar and near
We love them to death
despite fishy breath....
post #16 of 67
Thread Starter 
'Cause their purrer is in a high gear!

A gal from our big Lone Star State
Wanted a job, couldn't wait!
Now she labors all day
To earn a big pay...
post #17 of 67
So the IRS can get their rebate

There lives a cute doggie named Sam
Who thinks he should live like a man
But he runs like a bunny
Which is so very funny
post #18 of 67
Thread Starter 
But he falls--which was not in his plan!

A kitty who thought he'd be cool
Put a suit on and dove in the pool;
But after the splash
He did not feel so brash,
post #19 of 67
He'd forgotten the Dry Cat's Golden Rule!
(this one is true...)
There once was a kitten named Grace,
Who had the prettiest golden face,
She loved to hunt mice,
And play with fuzzy dice
post #20 of 67
and when food time came she would pace

There was a Goliath of a kitty
Who climbed on a box fan what a pity
Because of his paws, the weight of it all
post #21 of 67
The fan on the cat, a site not too pretty!

One day on a lovely little cat,
a flea started making a spat,
he made the cat squirm,
like a wriggling worm...
post #22 of 67
Till the flea collar ended all that!

Stretched out on a comfy queen bed
This feline had it in her head
This spot was just hers
And to those that arn't sure...
post #23 of 67
Nary a purr, but a low throaty growl instead.

A feline for her owner did pine
She would howl and shiver and whine.
But alas to her irk, her owner must work...
post #24 of 67
But with a little love the baby's just fine!

From home a kitty did go
A little more fun to know
She crounched by a tower
(The stem of a flower)......
post #25 of 67
ready to pounce as it waved to and fro.

precocious, wee kitties did play
full through the night and into the day.
around and about
until all tuckered out...
post #26 of 67
...so to bed they went, straight away

whoops! bedtime, sorry, someone else will have to continue!
post #27 of 67
and when the members do meet
the limericks flow oh so sweet
It's the love of a cat
which has created all that
post #28 of 67
good purrs and good friends; hard to beat!

Intent upon catching a fly
little kitty had climbed way too high
she was out on a limb, the light growing dim...
post #29 of 67
and here she is stuck in the sky!

Perched in the warm windowsill,
this kitty's got hours to kill.
She looks at the door
and jumps to the floor
post #30 of 67
and decides she should go eat her fill!

A kitty once got my house,
Carrying what, but a mouse,
My mom shrieked in fright,
and to my brother's delight...
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