>> Redneck Driver's Application
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>>
>>
>>
>> Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Last name: ________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> First name:
>>
>> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
>>
>> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
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>> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
>>
>> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
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>> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
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>> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
>>
>> Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
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>> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
>>
>> Occupation:
>>
>> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
>>
>> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
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>> [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> Lover's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Relationship with spouse:
>>
>> [_] Sister [_] Aunt
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>> [_] Brother [_] Uncle
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>> [_] Mother [_] Son
>>
>> [_] Father [_] Daughter
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>> [_] Cousin [_] Pet
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>>
>>
>>
>> Number of children living in household: ___
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>> Number of children living in shed: ___
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>> Number of children that are yours: ___
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Mother's Name: _______________________
>>
>> Father's Name: _______________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
>>
>> If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
>>
>> [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
>>
>> ___ Total number of vehicles you own
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are
>still
>>
>> slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Firearms you own and where you keep them:
>>
>> ____ truck ____ kitchen
>>
>> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
>>
>> ____ shed ____ pawnshop
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Do you have a gun rack?
>>
>> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
>>
>> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
>>
>> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
>>
>> [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How often do you bathe:
>>
>> [_] Weekly
>>
>> [_] Monthly
>>
>> [_] Not Applicable
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
>>
>> Color of teeth:
>>
>> [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
>>
>> [_] Brown [_] Black
>>
>> [_] N/A
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
>>
>> [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How far is your home from a paved road?
>>
>> [_] 1 mile
>>
>> [_] 2 miles
>>
>> [_] don't know
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Last name: ________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> First name:
>>
>> [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
>>
>> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
>>
>> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
>>
>> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
>>
>> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
>>
>> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
>>
>> Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
>>
>> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
>>
>> Occupation:
>>
>> [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
>>
>> [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
>>
>> [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
>>
>> Lover's Name: __________________________
>>
>> 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Relationship with spouse:
>>
>> [_] Sister [_] Aunt
>>
>> [_] Brother [_] Uncle
>>
>> [_] Mother [_] Son
>>
>> [_] Father [_] Daughter
>>
>> [_] Cousin [_] Pet
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Number of children living in household: ___
>>
>> Number of children living in shed: ___
>>
>> Number of children that are yours: ___
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Mother's Name: _______________________
>>
>> Father's Name: _______________________
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
>>
>> If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
>>
>> [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
>>
>> ___ Total number of vehicles you own
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
>>
>> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are
>still
>>
>> slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Firearms you own and where you keep them:
>>
>> ____ truck ____ kitchen
>>
>> ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
>>
>> ____ shed ____ pawnshop
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Do you have a gun rack?
>>
>> [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
>>
>> [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
>>
>> [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
>>
>> [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
>>
>> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How often do you bathe:
>>
>> [_] Weekly
>>
>> [_] Monthly
>>
>> [_] Not Applicable
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
>>
>> Color of teeth:
>>
>> [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
>>
>> [_] Brown [_] Black
>>
>> [_] N/A
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
>>
>> [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> How far is your home from a paved road?
>>
>> [_] 1 mile
>>
>> [_] 2 miles
>>
>> [_] don't know