Fun p.g.test for everyone!!

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Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Nothing that big is ever coming out of me

And if it did, it certainly wouldnt have come from Bill O'Reilly what a little tramp hes been lately
 

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Originally Posted by adymarie

I'd vote for cry. At least the fther of your child is male - mine was Janet Reno!!!!
You have seen Janet Reno right? I wouldn't discount her gender right away.
 

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Jesse Jackson is the father of my daughter! Of course, I picked a new daddy till I got the neighbor kid!

So her name is Brooke Michelle Neighbor Kid!
 

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Oh dear God! Probably jus playing this will make me PG! LOL!

anyhoo, I'm with child, an 8 lb 3 oz girl.

The father? Well all I can say is that I don't remember interning at the White House in the 90s:
Bill Clinton.

 

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Katie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 3 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! at least I'm not having a huge baby!

as for the father.....
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. Sweet!

and our lovely child's name is:
Gabriel Alexander Fabio- not a bad name really
 

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Originally Posted by katiemae1277

Katie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 3 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! at least I'm not having a huge baby!

as for the father.....
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. Sweet!

and our lovely child's name is:
Gabriel Alexander Fabio- not a bad name really
Oh shucks...I didn't go far enough to get the name. Well I'll just make it up...we named her Monica....
 

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Originally Posted by lunasmom

Oh shucks...I didn't go far enough to get the name. Well I'll just make it up...we named her Monica....
Well, Im still trying to figure out where the red hair came from.......
 

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Originally Posted by lunasmom

Oh dear God! Probably jus playing this will make me PG! LOL!

anyhoo, I'm with child, an 8 lb 3 oz girl.

The father? Well all I can say is that I don't remember interning at the White House in the 90s:
Bill Clinton.

HEY! He fathered my child too!
 

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Ashley, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 12 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Daddy is the Pope....hmmmm. When I chose another daddy, I got Michael Jackson.
 

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Originally Posted by eupnea

Pee Wee Herman is the father of my baby.


I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
He was the father of mine, too. We can cry together.
 

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I'm going to have a 14# (yeowch!) baby girl with red hair and hazel eyes.

And Bill Clinton is the father.

Well, I guess it's better than Bill O'Reilly or Janet Reno!

LOL.
 

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Courtney, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

My baby's daddy is the neighbor kid

When I hit pick another daddy, I got the mailman
 

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I am, apparently, pregnant with a 14lb 4oz boy (yeow!) with brown hair and grey eyes.

IMO, I got the worst daddy of 'em all: Dick effing Cheney!


This is not good news!
 

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you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

hahaha I'm only 19....I really robbed the cradle haha. BTW, the little girls name is kelly erin neighbor kid. lol thats cute.
 
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