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Smudge's Colorado Cafe
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Cooner, dis is Shenandoah an I REFUSE to eeat ANYTING but Fancy Feast!
Meowmy only lets me haf 1-2 cans a day!
Now u tell me! Is dat meen op wut?
Hey, Conner, dis is Humble Kitty. I only eats dry food. I hadf Hills c/d presrci[shun cause my bruver Shenandoah an I haf bladder stones. He won't eat his wet c/d food, tho.
Meowmy only lets me haf 1-2 cans a day!
Now u tell me! Is dat meen op wut?
Hey, Conner, dis is Humble Kitty. I only eats dry food. I hadf Hills c/d presrci[shun cause my bruver Shenandoah an I haf bladder stones. He won't eat his wet c/d food, tho.
Hi ther Conner, my name is Jasper and I have lil sister named Tia who is also an sister to Bijou and Mika. We haven't been around much lately cuz of coolie and puter problems so this the first chance we had to introduce ourselfs and invite you to our thred. Ther is lot of nice cats here to be friends with. We hopes you like it an come to visit our thred too, yur new friends jasper and tia....oh an our meowmy putted US on a DIE t too
Hi ther carlee and luzee and much, please bring us two bacon and cheese omeletts wif an order of tweety toes and cheese sauce on the side, Cable my love you are looking ravishing....lets just go over ther to our booth.....so I can nibble,er whisper in yur ear...meyoooow....ahem...hi doogie, that was fast serviceOriginally Posted by carolcat
Hi ther Conner, my name is Jasper and I have lil sister named Tia who is also an sister to Bijou and Mika. We haven't been around much lately cuz of coolie and puter problems so this the first chance we had to introduce ourselfs and invite you to our thred. Ther is lot of nice cats here to be friends with. We hopes you like it an come to visit our thred too, yur new friends jasper and tia....oh an our meowmy putted US on a DIE t toough
Originally Posted by carolcat
Hi ther carlee and luzee and much, please bring us two bacon and cheese omeletts wif an order of tweety toes and cheese sauce on the side, Cable my love you are looking ravishing....lets just go over ther to our booth.....so I can nibble,er whisper in yur ear...meyoooow....ahem...hi doogie, that was fast service
Java & I would like some omelets, too, Dougie - but we want salmon ones! ~ Pixel
an i wanna creem soda
Mika - tweety toes &
Hi, deer frends! Whhas evfurryone up to today? we r bean lazy! meowmy teechin does hooman kittens.
MMm. I agree, those omelets sound scrumptious!
Shen and Humble,
Your meowmy must be crazy to put you fine specimens of feline on a diet, same goes for Jasp and T. Darn Hoomans I tell ya. And she only gives 1-2 cans of wet? First of all, that is ridiculous, and my condolences pour out to you my dear. My meowmy is even crazier though! She's only giving me a third of a can of wet food every couple days as a small treat! Doesn't she know a cat can't survive on dry alone? I have been plotting a way to get around this...I wail pitifully and trip her whenever she'z in the kitchen. I don't know if this will be effective or not, I will let you know so you can try is as well though!
Mr. Jasper and the beautiful Tia,
Thank you for your very warm welcome, I am sorry you are having cooly and puter problems, that's no good. What tactics have you tried on your meowmy to get her to renig on this preposterous diet thing??
Shen and Humble,
Your meowmy must be crazy to put you fine specimens of feline on a diet, same goes for Jasp and T. Darn Hoomans I tell ya. And she only gives 1-2 cans of wet? First of all, that is ridiculous, and my condolences pour out to you my dear. My meowmy is even crazier though! She's only giving me a third of a can of wet food every couple days as a small treat! Doesn't she know a cat can't survive on dry alone? I have been plotting a way to get around this...I wail pitifully and trip her whenever she'z in the kitchen. I don't know if this will be effective or not, I will let you know so you can try is as well though!
Mr. Jasper and the beautiful Tia,
Thank you for your very warm welcome, I am sorry you are having cooly and puter problems, that's no good. What tactics have you tried on your meowmy to get her to renig on this preposterous diet thing??
Ooooooh Chip - I'd love some tweety toes and cheeeeeese sauce! Thank you handsome.Originally Posted by laureen227
thoz omlets soun wunnerfuli be happy to sit wif you!~ Cable
Java & I would like some omelets, too, Dougie - but we want salmon ones! ~ Pixel
an i wanna creem soda~ Java
Mika - tweety toes &sauce?~ Chip
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We want to welcome Connor to the place. It is nice to come here and not have the hassle of humoons telling us what to do. Karlee is in a funk cause our unca brent came by Sunday nite and sed she dusn't look like a sausage anymore. (This is Carli - I kno he ment well but it dusn't make a girl feel gud to be compared to a sausage!!!
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So have anyting you want - Shef LeChat and the terriers just luv to serve us. You can also play wit anyting or anyone you want.
Luzeeee
So have anyting you want - Shef LeChat and the terriers just luv to serve us. You can also play wit anyting or anyone you want.
Luzeeee
i think Carli shud get sassajes!Originally Posted by katachtig
We want to welcome Connor to the place. It is nice to come here and not have the hassle of humoons telling us what to do. Karlee is in a funk cause our unca brent came by Sunday nite and sed she dusn't look like a sausage anymore. (This is Carli - I kno he ment well but it dusn't make a girl feel gud to be compared to a sausage!!!)
So have anyting you want - Shef LeChat and the terriers just luv to serve us. You can also play wit anyting or anyone you want.
Luzeeee
Thank you Thank you! We have dogs waiting on us hand and foot? (I mean tail and paw) That makes this place even better. I bet we could even scratch the carpets and furniture up with getting griped at! This is great! And I agree, Carly is a beauty, I think she should order a big plate of sausages just to show that unkel of hers who's boss!
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conner, lucee an carlee an much tink of evfurryting to make this plase de best! we wood like to invite you to the sunroom to sit and wach alla birdies at the feeders and lissen to the waterfalls!
we'll treet u to sum of our cheese straws meowmy lets us bring!
we'll treet u to sum of our cheese straws meowmy lets us bring!
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moring yall meowmy wants some coffe wif extra cream and sugar merlin want a cheesy mouse omlette salem wants a class of warm milk and i want scrambles eggs wif mousy tails please we are going to sit next to the windo cause salem likes watching the birdies
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Sertainly - come sit wit us and tell us abowt yurself. I'm Luzeee and I drive my Meomy nutty by being contrary. I have two sissers, Much and Karlee. I really luv Much - she like raised me. Karlee, I just wak her sumtimes.
Luzeee
Oh, thank you! My name is Danny and I am an only-kitty. I don't mind though, because I have my cat-friends here and all my meowmy's attention goes to me! My favorite things to do are: playing with my meowmy, watching birds and catching bugs and mice! But my meowmy doesn't have any mice in her apartment so I have to settle for bugs.
What are your favorite things?
Danny
What are your favorite things?
Danny
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Now I member you Danny. Sheesh
I like to do all sorts of tings. I play wit crunched up paper balls, I like to shove tings under the basement door (reelly grate when I can get it down most of the stairs). I watch all of the neybors coming and going. I watch the birdys. We don't have any mice eetter but I get all the bugs. And I like napping wit Much and wakking Karlee.
Luzeee
We are not feelin well, least meowmy is not. Dere wuz dis wite cat standin outside the bedroom windo on the proch sittin and lookin at us meen like. and we tryed to hit the windo an make it go away. meowmy tryed to tell it to leeve, too, but it woodn't. Shenandoah hist and hist.
so we dint none uf us sleep well. we can sleep dis mornin but meowmy at skool.
so we dint none uf us sleep well. we can sleep dis mornin but meowmy at skool.
Hi evFURRYone!!!
Mommy was having some probs herself with low power in the house and den her inner net nection was broke! I didn't know my momma had a net!
all seems to be fixeded now so I have descided to brings a pressie to share today and tomorrow. I'm bring my new DVD mommy bought me, "Cat Sitter" I watched it and I really really liked it! (Keep an eye out for the squirrels and the pretty black butterfly those are my favorite)
Nice to meet you conner! I don't have to be on one of thosse naughty thingys called a die-it. I've always been teeny and mommy trying to fattin me uup! I want to keep my girly figure not get fluffy!!! Mommys juss don get it at all!! My mommy flufffy nuff fur the boof of us!
uh oh!!!! I thinks her heard me. I'll be in the corner hidin till her goes nah-night!
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Mommy was having some probs herself with low power in the house and den her inner net nection was broke! I didn't know my momma had a net!
Nice to meet you conner! I don't have to be on one of thosse naughty thingys called a die-it. I've always been teeny and mommy trying to fattin me uup! I want to keep my girly figure not get fluffy!!! Mommys juss don get it at all!! My mommy flufffy nuff fur the boof of us!
uh oh!!!! I thinks her heard me. I'll be in the corner hidin till her goes nah-night!
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