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Girls Night Out (joke)

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From a woman's perspective.......

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh Shoot", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another
3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted."
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post #3 of 18
"tripped over the coffee table and farted!!" LOLOLOL
post #4 of 18
That's hilarious Kelly! Thanks for sharing!!!!
post #5 of 18
Good one!
post #6 of 18
LOL Love it!
post #7 of 18
I have to forward that to my girlfriends!!
post #8 of 18
That is great! Sounds like something I would do!
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post #10 of 18
Haha, no fooling that hubby!
post #11 of 18
That is hilarious - and especially funny to me because I am such a homebody that my husband has to TELL me to go out with my girlfriends more!! I'm going to send this to him!
post #12 of 18
Heheh....At least he was good humoured about it!!
post #13 of 18

thats a good one!
post #14 of 18
hmm...well it did seem like a good idea at the time! very funny!
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post #17 of 18
Admit it Kelly. You are the woman in this joke and the hubby is Shy!
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