Ever done anything you didnt realize was stupid till after you did it?

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Sorry, need to rant...I probably really shouldnt share this, because it was incredibly stupid and I know better. Plus it is kinda graphic***be warned!
But I like to believe I can fix anything.


Okay, so I shave my legs, like most females I know. A few weeks ago, I shaved and a couple days later I developed an ingrown hair. No big deal, had them before, easily fixed. Well, a week or so later, I was shaving again and shaved right over it. Ouch. Well, this irritated it and it turned into an abscess. Great


So, a few days ago, I had on jeans(it was hot out, that was dumb) and I had been running errands all day. I had cleaned out the garage, worked on the yard. By the end of the day, the jeans rubbing against it had made it very red and swollen and full of pus.
The next day it was no better... so I decided to do what any normal person would do right?!?! Not so...

I went and got alcohol pads and small cutting instrument, band-aids and lots of tissue. Went into the bathroom, "sterilized my instrument", washed my hands and the area, proped my leg up on the hamper and started cutting it open to drain it and get the hair out. Afterwards I showered, then put neosporin on it and a bandaid.

Thats exactly what they would do at the doctor's right? Lance it and drain it. One problem... i am not a doctor.


Now, two days later, it is still red and swollen, it sometimes stings. I am watching it very closely, keeping meds on it and keeping it covered. I am actually waiting for my leg to die and fall off.


I told my parents afterward that this was all their fault. Bad lighting in the bathroom, dull instruments and no good place to sterilize them, me, or the 'wound', and a small workspace. They laughed and called me a dumba$$, which is exactly how I am feeling right now.

Dont know if anyone cares, but I just had to share my stupidness with someone.

If anyone cares to share stories of stupid stuff they have done, in order to make me feel better, I will gladly read and make fun of you.
(okay, i wont really make fun of you!)
 

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I hope you don't get a serious infection out of it!


Ever done anything you didnt realize was stupid till after you did it?
Of course! -too many things to mention and I will NOT share them!
 
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Of course! -too many things to mention and I will NOT share them!
That bad huh?
 

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Well, Megan, I've done what you did & it healed up fine - guess I dodged a bullet, but I think that what you did wasn't all that stupid....but for my stupid story - here goes:
(This was in 1984 & i'm still blushing)
I was whipping up some heavy cream with a hand-mixer (beaters) and the cord fell off the mixer & into the whipped cream (My daughters, 6 & 3, were watching). WITHOUT unplugging the cord from the wall, I picked it up & licked it!
WELL, it felt like a SNAKE was biting my tongue - I hopped around, trying to pull off the cord when it suddenly let go. OUCH!! My girls were just hysterically laughing
- I think my pride was hurt the most when the older one told the younger, "See, Keenie (nickname) - that's why you have to be careful with electricity!"

BUT, MY MECHANIC HAS A BETTER ONE! When he was a teenager, his dirt-bike ran out of gas; it was night & he was trying to see how much fuel might be left in the tank, so he tried using his cigarette lighter as a flashlight.......
 

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When I was still working as a body piercer, I mixed up 2 client's paperwork. This SMOKIN" hot young guy came in with his girlfriend to get his tongue pierced, and I grabbed the paperwork of the next guy that wanted his nipples pierced. I told him to take off his shirt and let me measure him and make some marks. He turned red as a beet, and his girlfriend got mad and started yelling at me, "Why does he have to take his shirt off to get his tongue pierced, are you some kind of perv?" I was floored! I told them what happened, and we all had a good laugh. I still felt like an idiot!
 

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I was making a dish that called for some fettucine sauce in a jar.. I like to get all of my ingredients out on the counter & ready to go. I shook up the jar, cracked the lid to have it ready to go, & set it aside. 20 minutes later, forgetting what I'd done, I picked up the jar & shook fettuccine sauce all over my kitchen..my hair..my legs..the rug..the floor..
It's one of those things where you either blow your top, crying over fettucinne sauce, or you just stand there covered in the stuff & laugh.
It was sooo like me, I had to laugh.
 

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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Yes, and I've even done stupid things that I KNEW were stupid at the time!
Now I really want to know what you have done Ryan!


That has got to hurt Soooo bad catsknowme when that electricity took hold of your tongue but I can imagine how funny it would have looked!


My dad has old WW2 phones that you had to crank the handle to charge -they were portable phones and I got someone to hold the wires and I was really cranking them - that girl was crying hysterically but I could not tell if it was laughing or crying - I was electrocuting her and I was going faster. Ooops! Explains why she isn't so normal now
 

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When I was maybe 16 years old, my parents still only had the old-fashioned popcorn maker that's like a metal basket that you shake on top of a stove element.

Well, one night, I decide to make popcorn so I turn on the element to the highest setting. Then I thought about how you could touch a hot plate really quickly without burning yourself. So I had to try. What would happen if I touched the element real quick. Would I feel anything?
I sure did! Burnt myself really bad (as any normal person would have figured out!). I had to wear a wet facecloth on my finger all evening because it was so painful to even have a little drift blow on my finger.

That'll teach me! (or will it?)

Oh and there's also the time I put my finger inside a fan, while it was on, just to see what would happen. Well, it cut my finger pretty bad.

And let's see... one time I was putting things on my coark board at home and dropped one of the tumbtack. I stepped back to look for it and stepped right on it!

Still wasn't as bad as when I got a sewing needle in my foot. But that wasn't my fault at all.

I do have a talent for hurting myself. It's a wonder I'm still alive!
 
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Originally Posted by marie-p

Oh and there's also the time I put my finger inside a fan, while it was on, just to see what would happen. Well, it cut my finger pretty bad.
I have done that before!!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Yes, and I've even done stupid things that I KNEW were stupid at the time!
Oh, havent we all...
 

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You poor love - all of your steps would have seemed pretty logical at the time, though, right???

Here's one that will cheer you up.

After Leaver's Week when I had finished high school, I got back from away and thought I might have lost a kilo or two. I stood with my back to the mirror and twisted my head around, trying to see in the mirror if my butt looked any smaller.

Anyway, I ended up tearing a muscle in my neck from craning too far, was in a neck brace for two weeks and still have problems with it 14 years later!!!

How's that for embarrassing? Jeepers I thought the doctor was going to fall off his chair when I told him!
 

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How about this one

I was boiling eggs to make deviled eggs. I put them in the pot, turned on the stove and walked away. Well about 10 mins later for whatever reason, I stuck my hand IN THE POT to flip one of the eggs over because I thought it was cracked... Lemme tell ya, that HURT
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And then when I was about 10 and live in Kentucky they announced school was out because of the snow... I started to do a little dance around the living room and my mom said "be careful, the kerosene heater is right behind you". But did I listen? NOOO. I started to do a cartwheel and placed BOTH hands right down on the top of it! Had HUGE blisters on both my hands and ended up sleeping with them in a bowl of ice.

Then when I was about 15, I was curling my hair, and my friend asked to use the curling iron, I grabbed the iron part and burnt the daylights outta my self..
I have a knack for burning myself lol
 

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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Then when I was about 15, I was curling my hair, and my friend asked to use the curling iron, I grabbed the iron part and burnt the daylights outta my self..
I have a knack for burning myself lol
I put my leg on a curling iron once. I was sitting on the floor while my friend was doing my hair (we were getting ready for prom) and my leg was asleep so I stretched it out and put it right on the curling iron.

I had a big burn mark on the back of my leg at prom. How embarassing!
 
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

Then when I was about 15, I was curling my hair, and my friend asked to use the curling iron, I grabbed the iron part and burnt the daylights outta my self..I have a knack for burning myself lol
I got in an argument with one of my girlfriends a quite a few years ago, and she got pissed and was going to pick up the curling iron that i had been using to throw at me(that was on max heat)... she picked up the hot part and when she lifted it to throw it, i guess it finally kicked in how hot it was and she dropped it... i cracked up, that is what she gets... who throws stuff at people... her hand was pretty badly blistered
 

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I threw a pair of scissors at my brother's head once (they were in a packet, though)...

I had a lot of rage as a child......lol
 
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