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post #1 of 20
Thread Starter 
In Dis Edishun:

How To Take Care of a Sick Meowmy--Nursin' 101 by Emma

Kitty Chronuculls Love Connechun Secshun--Which TCS kitties are in loooove? Who's crushin' on who?

Nursin 101--Takin Care of Your Meowma When She's Feelin Like Dirty Kitty Litter!
By Speshul Feeld Reporrter Emma

Lately, it seems dat lots of meowmies have been runnin themselves ragged!
Now, we kitties know what happens when you don' get nuff rest and you aint takin da proper care of yo'self. You get sick!
Lots of meowmy's been gettin sick lately wif colds, flus and all other kindsa nasty viruses! Even our own preshus meowmy not feelin so hot lately--she flew on a plane and the nasty ree-cycled air got her feelin kinda poopish.

So, if meowmy not feelin good, iz up to us kitties to make sure she takin' good care of! Some of us have purrpas, other meowmies, and other hoomans dat can help take care of meowma, but there's no better speshul heelin powers dan dat of a kitty who loves dere meowmy!

Here's a list of tings you shuld do for meowma to help her feel better:

1) When meowmies are sick, dey like to eets chicken noodle soup. Make sho you dips a paw in it to gets a taste beefore meowmy eets it to make sure it's not poison!

2) Make shure meowmy gets plenty of resst! If she lays down on da couch, make sho you lay on top of her so she can't get up and work too hard!

3) Meowmy isn't gonna wanna play durin the day if she feels no good, so save your playin time for late at nite when she's sleepin so as not to interfere wif her daytime restin hours!

4) Also, when meowmy is sleepin at nite make sure you check on her periodically to make shure she's breevin and evfurrything. The best way to do this is to jump on da bed and lean on her chest, dat way you can feel her breevin and know she's okay

Deez are some tips to make sho your meowmy feels better! Good luck takin care of em!

Kitty Chronuculls Love Connecshun Sechsun
by Oliver

Seems lately lotsa kitties been makin loooove connecshuns!

Rumor has it, Tia and Ari have been makin kissyfaces at eech other across cyberspace! Seems like dey gots a troo love connecshun! Dey bof young kitties, and dey bof got names wif three letters!
I tink dis is a troo love connecshun!

Of course, I gots my own speshul lady, as many of you may know. Mika is a very speshul kitty, and I am verry honorred to be her speshul boyfriend. Some of you may worry about us, cause sometimes we can't quite get the time to talk to eech other as much as we should, but I promise all you loyal Chronuculls readers, we aren't gonna pull a Brad and Jen on you and brake up! Dat would be too sad!

I'm sho dere's lots more love connecshuns out dere! Make shure to send your love connecshun to our Hooman Editor, our meowmy Julianna, to be inclooded in the NEXT edishun comin in da next couple a days!

Next Edishun Will Inclood:
Mo Love Connecshuns!
A report by Oliver: Tamin da Beast: Livin Your Life wif Dawgas!
And, a Speshul Report by Emma on her own Dramatic Life Story, soon to be a full-length novel by Catnip Press: The Emma Story: Rags to Riches!
post #2 of 20
Great articles. You shure knows how to report the news. We reely enjoyed reeding the chronicles.

Hi Olly, Mika here. I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you. You such a talented kitty.

I been reel busy lately so pologize for not ritin to you. Me and Bijou been helpin nanny and Opa renovate house. They sed we wuz reel good kitties too while they been busy renovatin. We didn't try to get out when they wuz runnin in and out cuttin peeces of wood and stuff.

I still luvs you whole lot.

Your Mika,

post #3 of 20
Gud njus gais. I think wi nid intervu wit Mika as tu hur rijal filengs!
post #4 of 20
Thread Starter 
Tanks evfurrybody for reedin da Chronuculls. Next Edishun come out sometime dis weekend! Make sure you reed it to reed Emma's dramatic true-life story of survivin on da meen streets!
post #5 of 20
Hot stuffz, wez impresd wif ur reportin da mews az u see it.
We want mor reel soon cawse itz gud.
Roofuz & Luky
post #6 of 20
Thread Starter 
Tanks evfurrybody for da compliments!
We ritin da next edishun dis weekend!
post #7 of 20
Now EVERYBODY knows about me and Tia! It was a secret!
Ari
post #8 of 20
Thread Starter 
Hey dere Ari-
Sorry if we exposed your seecret affair wif Miss Tia but you can't hide from da long arm of journalissm!
post #9 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by gemlady
Now EVERYBODY knows about me and Tia! It was a secret!
Ari
Ari - we alredy new bowt you and Tia. Sheesters - it was jus oozing from the internet wires. Why do you tink Jasper gets so riled?

Grate reporting Olly and Emma. Emma's tips on taking care of meowmies was xsellent advice. Tanks you two.

Luzeee
post #10 of 20
we luv this fred, for it mskes us all smile
post #11 of 20
::censor::censor::censor:: ... La verdad no entendi nada de lo que escribieron en este post! ...ja!, ja!, ja!, puede alguien entender lo que yo estoy escribiendo?????

but sounds funnie! ...
post #12 of 20
we speshully preesheate the hints of takin care of meowmy. thas good an ehlpful vice. no wun but us 2 here to wach oer bobbie. she onlee gots us here so we has to be diligunt.

we lovin this edishun.

humble an shenandoah

Quote:
Originally Posted by OllyExtra05
In Dis Edishun:

How To Take Care of a Sick Meowmy--Nursin' 101 by Emma

Kitty Chronuculls Love Connechun Secshun--Which TCS kitties are in loooove? Who's crushin' on who?

Nursin 101--Takin Care of Your Meowma When She's Feelin Like Dirty Kitty Litter!
By Speshul Feeld Reporrter Emma

Lately, it seems dat lots of meowmies have been runnin themselves ragged!
Now, we kitties know what happens when you don' get nuff rest and you aint takin da proper care of yo'self. You get sick!
Lots of meowmy's been gettin sick lately wif colds, flus and all other kindsa nasty viruses! Even our own preshus meowmy not feelin so hot lately--she flew on a plane and the nasty ree-cycled air got her feelin kinda poopish.

So, if meowmy not feelin good, iz up to us kitties to make sure she takin' good care of! Some of us have purrpas, other meowmies, and other hoomans dat can help take care of meowma, but there's no better speshul heelin powers dan dat of a kitty who loves dere meowmy!

Here's a list of tings you shuld do for meowma to help her feel better:

1) When meowmies are sick, dey like to eets chicken noodle soup. Make sho you dips a paw in it to gets a taste beefore meowmy eets it to make sure it's not poison!

2) Make shure meowmy gets plenty of resst! If she lays down on da couch, make sho you lay on top of her so she can't get up and work too hard!

3) Meowmy isn't gonna wanna play durin the day if she feels no good, so save your playin time for late at nite when she's sleepin so as not to interfere wif her daytime restin hours!

4) Also, when meowmy is sleepin at nite make sure you check on her periodically to make shure she's breevin and evfurrything. The best way to do this is to jump on da bed and lean on her chest, dat way you can feel her breevin and know she's okay

Deez are some tips to make sho your meowmy feels better! Good luck takin care of em!

Kitty Chronuculls Love Connecshun Sechsun
by Oliver

Seems lately lotsa kitties been makin loooove connecshuns!

Rumor has it, Tia and Ari have been makin kissyfaces at eech other across cyberspace! Seems like dey gots a troo love connecshun! Dey bof young kitties, and dey bof got names wif three letters!
I tink dis is a troo love connecshun!

Of course, I gots my own speshul lady, as many of you may know. Mika is a very speshul kitty, and I am verry honorred to be her speshul boyfriend. Some of you may worry about us, cause sometimes we can't quite get the time to talk to eech other as much as we should, but I promise all you loyal Chronuculls readers, we aren't gonna pull a Brad and Jen on you and brake up! Dat would be too sad!

I'm sho dere's lots more love connecshuns out dere! Make shure to send your love connecshun to our Hooman Editor, our meowmy Julianna, to be inclooded in the NEXT edishun comin in da next couple a days!

Next Edishun Will Inclood:
Mo Love Connecshuns!
A report by Oliver: Tamin da Beast: Livin Your Life wif Dawgas!
And, a Speshul Report by Emma on her own Dramatic Life Story, soon to be a full-length novel by Catnip Press: The Emma Story: Rags to Riches!
post #13 of 20
I NEW IT!! THE JIG IS UP! Well I guess that I don mind if Ari is Tia's boyfriend, he seems like a nice young cat and if he be's meen to her I will make him sorry >:->! Course he wood have to deel with Bijou and Mika TOO since they ALSO her brother and sister, bettr be GOOD Ari! I also appreciates the tips on how to make meowmy feel bettr when she sick! I specially like the tip about checkin on meomwy when she sleepin, I doz that even when she NOT sick! I likes to make sure she not lonely or anythin....>:-> I does that with Tia too, I meowwwws to see if she lonely, then if she IS I WAKE meomwy up to tell her. We waitin for the next edition of the kronicles. Thanks for ritin it, and sorry we haven't been ritin to you much, things been reel busy at our house, yur friends jasper and tia
post #14 of 20
Dose are all gud tips for taking kare of hoomens. We liks to wake purrpa up at 4 inna mornin so he will be sure to get the sun up on time every day. We jumps on hiz belly ( its a big target an easy to hit) an merow to him an hedbutts him an purrs lots an he gets up an pets an sctitches up cept sumtimes he yells at uz an tris to go bak to sleep but we dont let him. We knows dat evrrybuddy wants da sun to come up so we mak shur of dat.

Dis iz Luky & I'z Roofuz an we saz Have a purrfekt Day katts.


post #15 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Dose are all gud tips for taking kare of hoomens. We liks to wake purrpa up at 4 inna mornin so he will be sure to get the sun up on time every day. We jumps on hiz belly ( its a big target an easy to hit) an merow to him an hedbutts him an purrs lots an he gets up an pets an sctitches up cept sumtimes he yells at uz an tris to go bak to sleep but we dont let him. We knows dat evrrybuddy wants da sun to come up so we mak shur of dat.

Dis iz Luky & I'z Roofuz an we saz Have a purrfekt Day katts.



Dere Roofus and Luky, you two kittys are MY kinda cats. I like wakin my meowmy up at 4 am too! Specially when she don go to bed usualy bfor midnite! I got one suggestion to add tho, when yur purpa try to ignore you when you wake him, try "moling" underneth the covers and giving him a few lil BITES on his toes, that ALWAYS works with meomwy, course, you get yelled at, but hey, that's life! Sides, it works!, yur friends jasper and tia......this tia, i just snuggle wif meomwy, i don't go under the covers to bite her toes, jasper is meen
post #16 of 20
We do lik to go unner da covers ,Jaspur an Tia but the ting we alwayz hold in rezurv is da butt inna fase trik. Wurks evry time. I jus pitz my butt in hiz fase an stert wakkin it wif my tayl an he wakes rite up... Your buddyz Luky an Roofuz.
post #17 of 20
Gee that's a good idea too! I tried a variation on that one! I used to SIT on meomwys face to get her up, but then sometimes that resulted in my getting my "hinder" parts a BATH :-p , so I stopped that trick, yur friends jasper and tia!
post #18 of 20
hot kitty! we impressed. u speeks a foren langwage!
what u scribin to? hmmm,,,,,,,
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolCat
::censor::censor::censor:: ... La verdad no entendi nada de lo que escribieron en este post! ...ja!, ja!, ja!, puede alguien entender lo que yo estoy escribiendo?????

but sounds funnie! ...
post #19 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by batgirl2good
hot kitty! we impressed. u speeks a foren langwage!
what u scribin to? hmmm,,,,,,,
....... .......
post #20 of 20
jhey, shenandpah duz that, too, only he goz for meowmy's arms, since she a thin ladee.

is the bet way to wake her, bettr than a larm clok.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Dose are all gud tips for taking kare of hoomens. We liks to wake purrpa up at 4 inna mornin so he will be sure to get the sun up on time every day. We jumps on hiz belly ( its a big target an easy to hit) an merow to him an hedbutts him an purrs lots an he gets up an pets an sctitches up cept sumtimes he yells at uz an tris to go bak to sleep but we dont let him. We knows dat evrrybuddy wants da sun to come up so we mak shur of dat.

Dis iz Luky & I'z Roofuz an we saz Have a purrfekt Day katts.


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