In Dis Edishun:
How To Take Care of a Sick Meowmy--Nursin' 101 by Emma
Kitty Chronuculls Love Connechun Secshun--Which TCS kitties are in loooove? Who's crushin' on who?
Nursin 101--Takin Care of Your Meowma When She's Feelin Like Dirty Kitty Litter!
By Speshul Feeld Reporrter Emma
Lately, it seems dat lots of meowmies have been runnin themselves ragged!
Now, we kitties know what happens when you don' get nuff rest
and you aint takin da proper care of yo'self. You get sick!
Lots of meowmy's been gettin sick lately wif colds, flus and all other kindsa nasty viruses! Even our own preshus meowmy not feelin so hot lately--she flew on a plane and the nasty ree-cycled air got her feelin kinda poopish.
So, if meowmy not feelin good, iz up to us kitties to make sure she takin' good care of! Some of us have purrpas, other meowmies, and other hoomans dat can help take care of meowma, but there's no better speshul heelin powers dan dat of a kitty who loves dere meowmy!
Here's a list of tings you shuld do for meowma to help her feel better:
1) When meowmies are sick, dey like to eets chicken noodle soup. Make sho you dips a paw in it to gets a taste beefore meowmy eets it to make sure it's not poison!
2) Make shure meowmy gets plenty of resst! If she lays down on da couch, make sho you lay on top of her so she can't get up and work too hard!
3) Meowmy isn't gonna wanna play durin the day if she feels no good, so save your playin time for late at nite when she's sleepin so as not to interfere wif her daytime restin hours!
4) Also, when meowmy is sleepin at nite make sure you check on her periodically to make shure she's breevin and evfurrything. The best way to do this is to jump on da bed and lean on her chest, dat way you can feel her breevin and know she's okay
Deez are some tips to make sho your meowmy feels better! Good luck takin care of em!
Kitty Chronuculls Love Connecshun Sechsun
by Oliver
Seems lately lotsa kitties been makin loooove connecshuns!
Rumor has it, Tia and Ari have been makin kissyfaces at eech other across cyberspace! Seems like dey gots a troo love connecshun! Dey bof young kitties, and dey bof got names wif three letters!
I tink dis is a troo love connecshun!
Of course, I gots my own speshul lady, as many of you may know. Mika is a very speshul kitty, and I am verry honorred to be her speshul boyfriend. Some of you may worry about us, cause sometimes we can't quite get the time to talk to eech other as much as we should, but I promise all you loyal Chronuculls readers, we aren't gonna pull a Brad and Jen on you and brake up! Dat would be too sad!
I'm sho dere's lots more love connecshuns out dere! Make shure to send your love connecshun to our Hooman Editor, our meowmy Julianna, to be inclooded in the NEXT edishun comin in da next couple a days!
Next Edishun Will Inclood:
Mo Love Connecshuns!
A report by Oliver: Tamin da Beast: Livin Your Life wif Dawgas!
And, a Speshul Report by Emma on her own Dramatic Life Story, soon to be a full-length novel by Catnip Press: The Emma Story: Rags to Riches!
How To Take Care of a Sick Meowmy--Nursin' 101 by Emma
Kitty Chronuculls Love Connechun Secshun--Which TCS kitties are in loooove? Who's crushin' on who?
By Speshul Feeld Reporrter Emma
Lately, it seems dat lots of meowmies have been runnin themselves ragged!
Now, we kitties know what happens when you don' get nuff rest
Lots of meowmy's been gettin sick lately wif colds, flus and all other kindsa nasty viruses! Even our own preshus meowmy not feelin so hot lately--she flew on a plane and the nasty ree-cycled air got her feelin kinda poopish.
So, if meowmy not feelin good, iz up to us kitties to make sure she takin' good care of! Some of us have purrpas, other meowmies, and other hoomans dat can help take care of meowma, but there's no better speshul heelin powers dan dat of a kitty who loves dere meowmy!
Here's a list of tings you shuld do for meowma to help her feel better:
1) When meowmies are sick, dey like to eets chicken noodle soup. Make sho you dips a paw in it to gets a taste beefore meowmy eets it to make sure it's not poison!
2) Make shure meowmy gets plenty of resst! If she lays down on da couch, make sho you lay on top of her so she can't get up and work too hard!
3) Meowmy isn't gonna wanna play durin the day if she feels no good, so save your playin time for late at nite when she's sleepin so as not to interfere wif her daytime restin hours!
4) Also, when meowmy is sleepin at nite make sure you check on her periodically to make shure she's breevin and evfurrything. The best way to do this is to jump on da bed and lean on her chest, dat way you can feel her breevin and know she's okay
Deez are some tips to make sho your meowmy feels better! Good luck takin care of em!
by Oliver
Seems lately lotsa kitties been makin loooove connecshuns!
Rumor has it, Tia and Ari have been makin kissyfaces at eech other across cyberspace! Seems like dey gots a troo love connecshun! Dey bof young kitties, and dey bof got names wif three letters!
I tink dis is a troo love connecshun!
Of course, I gots my own speshul lady, as many of you may know. Mika is a very speshul kitty, and I am verry honorred to be her speshul boyfriend. Some of you may worry about us, cause sometimes we can't quite get the time to talk to eech other as much as we should, but I promise all you loyal Chronuculls readers, we aren't gonna pull a Brad and Jen on you and brake up! Dat would be too sad!
I'm sho dere's lots more love connecshuns out dere! Make shure to send your love connecshun to our Hooman Editor, our meowmy Julianna, to be inclooded in the NEXT edishun comin in da next couple a days!
Next Edishun Will Inclood:
Mo Love Connecshuns!
A report by Oliver: Tamin da Beast: Livin Your Life wif Dawgas!
And, a Speshul Report by Emma on her own Dramatic Life Story, soon to be a full-length novel by Catnip Press: The Emma Story: Rags to Riches!
