People Who Give Their Kids DUMB Names...

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Originally Posted by KatieLV

Me and my hubby are from Ukraine and we want to give our kids authentic Ukrainian names, they will be different from other children and that sometimes scares me. In school it was hard for all of my teachers to pronounce my name leave alone my last name. So since our kids are stuck with unpronouncable last names we thought we will alter Ukrainian names into American.
I know of someone named Vladimir from Azerberjan. The kids call him Vladdy, like the basketball player. If you can get a Ukrainian name like that, that is already kinda familiar, it would be nice.

Personally, I give more leeway for ethnic names, although some of them are still bad. How about the Dutch kid in jail for the missing girl in Aruba, his name is pronounced Urine! Oiks!
 

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Originally Posted by PrissyKitty

OK I am going to bring up something that probably won't be the most popular subject. But...

What is it with a lot of the names black people in America give their children? I mean I have heard some contemporary names, but I mean names like Shalonqua, Shaquita, etc. I just don't understand it other than that maybe they want their children to have these "unique" names?

I hesitate to call them African-Americans, because my husband has been to Africa and he said everyone in Kenya he met had a biblical name like Isaac, John, Mary, etc.

I really have always wondered about this and I don't mean to offend anyone, I am just really curious.
As someone who is AFRICAN AMERICAN I can tell you that I am offended by various part of this comment. In my family I am the oldest of 4 kids. My name is pretty common, it's Tonya. Two of my sisters have unusual names (Soja and Chayla), they are indian names and my mother gave them these names to recognize a part of their heritage. As far as people in Africa (Kenyans included) often they do have names like John and Mary that they might use for various reasons with strangers but they also have african names that are used with family and friends. I'm particualy riled by your comment "I hesitate to call them African-Americans...", I don't think there is enough space here to tell you how I feel about this comment. I think you had some idea that your comment would be controversial given how you chose to start the comment out. For the record, I don't see how an African-American woman naming her child Daekwan is any different than someone else who names their child Apple.
 
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Originally Posted by turtlecat

okies. my mil is a teacher. her friends in registration have seen "lemonjello" and "oranjello (pronounced : leh-Mahn-gel-oh and o-ronj-el-oh)
Too funny! When I was in high school, I was in a play where we had two baby dolls that were used on stage--we named one lemonjello and the other one adolf!

Lemonjello's head used to fall off all the time!

I cant believe there are people who would REALLY name their kid that! We thought we were soooo funny!
 
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Other funny names I have encountered:

One of my dear friends recently named her first daughter Kiara, which is a pretty name, but I can see the teasing coming "Kiara, where's your tiara?"
Another friend named his son Seamus, a good Irish name which I'm sure will be lost on his classmates when he gets to about 2nd or 3rd grade...

My husband used to work at a Boy Scout Camp (he's an Eagle Scout and his father was always Asst. Scoutmaster) and he had a father and son named Dick Weiner and Dick Weiner Jr.
Cant make this stuff up, folks!

Also, he knew a family who had hyphenated last names. The fathers name was Dick, and the mother's name was Bent. That's right, they were the Bent-Dicks. And, their kids were also the Bent-Dicks.

When did having a brain become optional?
 

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What about the celebrity that named her daughter, "Owen"? How cruel is that??

I saw some pretty weird names growing up, but then there were lots of pretty names:

Nevaeh (pronounced Na-vay-ya) Its heaven spelled backwards. I think its a pretty name. Here are some pretty rough ones:

Celestia Anea (ce-les-chia a-knee-a)
Oedipus Randall

And Apple?? I mean come on!! Were you on a fruit buzz??? That poor child is sure gonna catch it.

My name is misspelled all the time, with different variations:

Dianne
Dian
Diana
Diann

Its D-I-A-N-E. Diane Leigh. Sheesh. I still caught hell for it!
 

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Oh you all got on my favorite pet peeve, names.

Honestly I have no idea why people would want to name any child something you would name a pet. Moon Unit sounds like a dogs name. As does Shasta, I went to school with a girl named Shasta. Everytime I heard her name I thought of cheap pop.

That being said, some of the names listed here seem pretty normal Crystal for example.

Now to get on my favorite soap box. Stop misspelling your childs name. It's not cute after the four millionth time you've had to correct the spelling. Traci, T-r-a-c-i not y not ie not ey. I have more problems with my first name being misspelled than my last name being mispronounced. And yes I've taken it up with my parents as well. Well we thought it would be cute and neat for it to be different.


Also uni-sex names are all good and well until your little angel gets on the school bus the first time and is made fun of for having a boys name or a girls name when they are the opposite. Ie. Your name is Shelby that's a girls name. Kids are cruel enough without the extra amo.

And if your going to call your child Bobbie please be kind enough to actually name him Robert. Bobbie is cute for a three year old not so hot when it's attorney Bobbie Whatever.

Oh and in the interest of my poor Father and Uncle who's initials spell out ODD and my Uncle who's initials spell out DAD. Please don't try to be cute and spell things out with initials.

This hopefully brings me to my end of ranting about names with one possible exception. Please don't name your kid something that will automatically get them made fun of just because of someone that came before them. Ie Hitler, Osama, or Einstein. And if your last name is Stein, maybe Frank Nathan Stein isn't the best choice, it's only going to take so long before every kid in school is going to figure out Frank N Stein.
 

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Originally Posted by sbfairy

As someone who is AFRICAN AMERICAN I can tell you that I am offended by various part of this comment. In my family I am the oldest of 4 kids. My name is pretty common, it's Tonya. Two of my sisters have unusual names (Soja and Chayla), they are indian names and my mother gave them these names to recognize a part of their heritage. As far as people in Africa (Kenyans included) often they do have names like John and Mary that they might use for various reasons with strangers but they also have african names that are used with family and friends. I'm particualy riled by your comment "I hesitate to call them African-Americans...", I don't think there is enough space here to tell you how I feel about this comment. I think you had some idea that your comment would be controversial given how you chose to start the comment out. For the record, I don't see how an African-American woman naming her child Daekwan is any different than someone else who names their child Apple.
I also disagree that all the unusual African American names are bad. When I am at the airports in Chicago, I love reading the name badges of the African Americans. Most are "unusual", but most are also very beautiful. One lady's name is Ladella, pronounced with emphasis on Della. So it is more of a pretty variation of a standard name, Della, but sounds nicer. Or I used to work with a Trikina. That is unusual, but to me it sounds like a pretty name, as opposed to Dweezil.
 

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Originally Posted by diane8704

My name is misspelled all the time, with different variations:

Dianne
Dian
Diana
Diann

Its D-I-A-N-E. Diane Leigh. Sheesh. I still caught hell for it!
Oh don't get me started on misspelling names. My name has so many ways of spelling it, I find it to be a miracle when someone spells it right! I absolutely love my name and think my way of spelling it (of course) is the best way!

But here are some of the variations I've gotten:

Katharine
Kathrin
Kathrine
Katharin
Kathryn
Katharyn
Katherin

When the way I spell it is Katherine! And let's not forget that each spelling of Katherine can also be spelled with a C!
It can get very frustrating, so I feel your pain Diane!
 

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OllyExtra05 said:
It seems there's been a rash of people giving their kids dumb names lately, from Gwyneth Paltrow to normal people.
A work colleague of my husband recently had his first child, a daughter, they named her Moxie. ::censor::censor::censor::


I kind of like the name Apple..it's not that much off course than Lilly or Rose. The only difference is that we are used to Lilly and Rose...a new name has to start somewhere.
 

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Originally Posted by sbfairy

As someone who is AFRICAN AMERICAN I can tell you that I am offended by various part of this comment. In my family I am the oldest of 4 kids. My name is pretty common, it's Tonya. Two of my sisters have unusual names (Soja and Chayla), they are indian names and my mother gave them these names to recognize a part of their heritage. As far as people in Africa (Kenyans included) often they do have names like John and Mary that they might use for various reasons with strangers but they also have african names that are used with family and friends. I'm particualy riled by your comment "I hesitate to call them African-Americans...", I don't think there is enough space here to tell you how I feel about this comment. I think you had some idea that your comment would be controversial given how you chose to start the comment out. For the record, I don't see how an African-American woman naming her child Daekwan is any different than someone else who names their child Apple.
I figured someone would find a way to be offended. I hate being PC. I have no problem calling someone an African American if they moved here from Africa and are now an American. People would laugh if I wanted all of a sudden to be labeled "Half-Polish 25% Portugese 10% German 10% Native American 5% Other - American". I am fine with being white, why are black people offended to be black?

Ya know I went to high school at Venice High in California and I tell you, I even looked a black kid in the eye in passing and they'd say "Whatchu lookin at? You scared of me cause I'm black?" I was always like give me a break and be more comfortable in your own skin! But of course I would never say anything like that because I didn't want to get SHOT. Go ahead and be offended at that comment too, but it is true, the ones making the "It's because I'm black comments" were the gang members. And of course I was in high school during the riots so I'm sure that didn't help things.

People are so easily offended these days, and if you are comfortable with who you are, what does it matter what other people think of you?

I was not commenting about you and your sisters more "normal" names, I was specifically talking about the folks out there that name their kids these "weird" names as I and others mentioned .

You will also note I was not alone in noticing the black names that are a) not family names b) not tribal names and c) are something the parents just made up. THESE are the names I was wondering where the came from, not American Indian names like you and your sisters have.

I still haven't had anyone tell me why this is. I have asked friends and co-workers (Including my black friend Denise who is not offended by being called Black) and Denise told me she had no explanation for it. She said she thought perhaps these people "made up these names" to make their children sound unique.

*sigh*

As an addendum I feel I need to point out that I am not offended by being called a cracker, honkie, or whitie. Should I be? I just prefer to remain calm, it helps my blood pressure : )
 

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Originally Posted by PrissyKitty

<snip>... People would laugh if I wanted all of a sudden to be labeled "Half-Polish 25% Portugese 10% German 10% Native American 5% Other - American". ...
Well, if it makes you feel better, on the last Census I put "Celtic"
....
 

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I always thought "Pacific Islander" would have been a cool thing to be labeled. it sounds tropical, you know? LOL
 

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Oh man, I got one...

I remember a girl in elementary school named:

April May June

Yes, that was her full name!
 

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Originally Posted by caprice

Oh man, I got one...

I remember a girl in elementary school named:

April May June

Yes, that was her full name!
Oh. My. Ghod. Okay, I quit, I think you win
!

Oh, I just thought of this, someone said that "Hazel" was an odd name, and someone else came back and said it used to be rather common. I actually had an aunt named Hazel. But it was "Hazel Fern McGlothlin." My mom is named Minnie, and she had a sister named Jennie (not twins.) This would have been in the 1910's.
 

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Originally Posted by PrissyKitty

I have always thought Fido was a good name for a dog. The lady down at the gas station told me she knew someone who spelled their dog's name Phydoux. LOL
My soulmate kitty was named Phideaux (VERY French) - my dad named her, got it from an old Justin Wilson (you know, jhoostahn willsahn, the Ragin' Cajun cook) comedy routine.

And we had a friend who worked for DCS in Delaware, who told us MANY years ago of a client who told her the HOSPITAL was nice enough to name her daughter for her - referring to her nursery bracelet which read Female (pronounced as mentioned before: feh-MAL-eh)
 

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my cousins names are:

Will Endevor

Amelia-Pixie

thats just to name two of the god awful names my aunts have inflicted on their children.

there was a girl in my class called Jenny Taliyor (think about it....)
 
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