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post #31 of 40
I know they're awful, but these jokes are cracking me up.

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry sir, but you can't come in here without a tie." So the guy goes back out to his car, grabs his jumper cables, and comes back in. The bartender says "Hey, that's not a tie!" The guy says "Yes it is." The bartender thinks for a minute then finally says "OK...I'll let you come in...but don't start anything."

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
post #32 of 40
How can you tell a girl baby from a boy baby?
The girl baby wears pink booties.

I love this thread...more bad jokes, please.
post #33 of 40
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino??.

just kidding, i dont even know if i spelt that right!
post #34 of 40
I remember this one from when I was a kid...

What's black & white & red all over???
A newspaper.
post #35 of 40
It's Christmastime and a man walks into a bar... (this is in the South by the way )

The bartender gives him his order and as he's sipping it he notices the nativity set up behind the bar. "Nice nativity, but ... why are the three wise men riding in a fire truck?"

"Well," replies the bartender, "that's what it says in the Bible."

The customer was somewhat taken aback. "Really? Where?"

"You know, where it says 'The three wise men come from afar'"


Ahahaha (makes more sense with a Southern accent )

post #36 of 40
I love this joke, one of my kids in daycare told me this:

How do you make a kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.
post #37 of 40
Thread Starter 
These are great!!

A bear walked into a bar and said, `I'll have a bourbon.... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... and coke'.

The bartender said, `Why the big pause (paws)?'

I love that one!!!
post #38 of 40
You know how ships have different letters to Identify who's navy they belong to...like HMS,Her Majestys Ship or USS United States Ship Or for the Italian Navy AMB....Atsa My Boat... It ain't PC but it still cracks me up for some reason...
post #39 of 40
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches....

Thank Redd Foxx for that one!
post #40 of 40
Our new Pope, "Eggs" Benedict. (visualize Hollandaise running down his face)

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