This Week's Questions June 19-25

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? I think I would freak out, slam the door, and START drinking

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I would say.. well yeah I would rat on him but only because he hasn't been here long and he should be doing stuff. If it was an ex coworker who I'd worked with I would probably keep my mouth shut

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? mint chocolate chip, and I would hope bf was there

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? yesteday..

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? I think turkey gravy at thanksgiving..

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? I'm so bad at that.. Even a friend, unless it's like a butt buddy friend, I will probably let them walk around like that just because it's embarassing to mention it.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? all the time. i think i have a disorder

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? spaghetti.. well that's my favorite ALL the time

12. Does a tan turn you on? turn me on? Not really, but I feel it does add to the appearance which may turn me on. I like tans, in fact I love tans, but I mostly just self tan because I'm terrified of wrinkles..

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? oh yeah

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? no.. but I'm not shallow..

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? I think I want to see bewitched the most right now

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I like the smart/intelligent ones, or the such a nice girl ones. I love when people compliment me on my bf especially

I hate appearance compliments, I don't know why but I do

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? two piece to the horror of the beach goers :/

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.[/COLOR] (and I act super cute)
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Take whatever it is I'm drinking to the hospital to have it tested for drugs.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? Depends on if I have trained them on anything recently. I would quite frankly be a little offended that my boss would ask something of that nature anyway.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
Some kind of sherbert. Probably a family member would be with me.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Well I had one on last Thursday with my cousin's son. I won.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? It's toss up between cottage cheese (they both handle milk just fine.) and steak.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? I let them know, I'd hate for that to be reversed on me and not be told.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. I'm gonna pass on this one. I'm not brainy enough today for this.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Probably over the weekend.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Pot roast

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not really. I don't like to tan myself because it's so bad for the skin.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No and if they did whatever relationship we had would be in serious trouble.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Yes and it didn't work out in the end.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Batman Begins and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I don't know. Probably those dealing with my family.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? Two piece if I'm with friends. One piece if I'm with kids or family.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? I don't know.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? I ask him of he want's a snowball fight of corse

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I tell him that she is the most laziest slob i have seen yet,

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I would probably order a big fat MR whippy, with that red sauce on it that i love, and i'd like anyone who i like being with to be there with me

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Ages ago, but i love 'em, and usually i lose

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? um, probably when i bought him a cooked chicken from Asda

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.
Probably D, but H is to funny
7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.
I would go anyway and try to enjoy it

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
Leave it there, so everyone else can see, and quietly s****** to myself

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
i'm no goo at there thing's... but i'' try........ Why is susie always snoozy

, that was so lame
10. When was the last time you had bad gas? I didnt

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? I love spicy things, especially chicken, so probably that

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not really, i'm not bothered if men are tanned or not

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? no.... i dont even know what one is

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? No, i was at the time.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? That new one with Tom Cruse, War of the worlds

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Most do, i think

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? 2 piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? ooh i dont know, i can't think who has'nt

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
Probably A, cry

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

LOL Blame it on someone else

Originally Posted by dawnofsierra

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9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Our busty friend Susie was feeling woozie so she asked Ryan to write us some doozies.

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1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Crap my pants, its a bit hot for Frosty here!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
Nothing at all. Just strug and let the boss see for himself. I dont want to be considered a troublemaker.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I would order a tiramisu icecream and I would be I am with Jake!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
A long time!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
Kahu loves his wet food so that would be it. Peedoodle is picky so his treats are the hairball treats.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
I ignore it.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Susie is such a floozy, when she spins, it makes me woozy.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
Yesterday after eating some milk products.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Mmmm roasted chicken!

12. Does a tan turn you on?
I dont care.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
Ummm no.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
Nope.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Boogeyman

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
You look great!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
A two piece tankini.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
Mom of Franz!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Call my husband over and tell him to take him snowboarding then I can really have some quiet to read.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I love both my co-workers and if they are having a lazy day I keep my mouth shut.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I order butter pecan and hope my husband is with me.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Last night.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Temptation cat treat for Redford and Cassidy. Inca loves tuna steak (not the canned kind ) crabmeat and salmon.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Hand her a tissue. I hate seeing people embarrassed.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Oh goodness I feel woozy. I can't think of anything that rhymes with Susie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? I can't remember the last time it was really bad.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Any type of soup or stew that has to simmer on the stove.

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not really

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? My husband is a chef we have been given just about every kitchen object there is.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Yes

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? The Red Violin. It was just on HBO and I missed it.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Any would do

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? Both but I love my tankini

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em! [/quote]

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Ignore him, I never get time to read and no one's interrupting me darn it!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
The truth. In my current job, I am actually dealing with a situation like this. I am doing the work of 2.5 people and I still find time to surf the net and goof off. The difference is, I get the work done. My boss knows this, and has told me she doesn't care if I surf, since she knows I'm disciplined enough to do both. My co-worker, on the other hand, has fewer files than the rest of us, is 2 weeks behind on her "diary", and I'VE CAUGHT HER DIARY UP FOR HER FIVE TIMES SINCE MAY! (end of venting, thank you)

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
A double dip coffee ice cream cone. My best friend, Sharin, who I haven't seen in a long time.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
So long ago, I can't remember.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
Caviar, it was a gift from T's boss for the cats at xmas.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
If it was someone I liked, I'd tell her. But since this is theoretically someone I dislike, I just chuckle evilly to myself.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
I will blast with an Uzi
the next one to call me Susie
Because my name is Sue, see?

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
LOLOL not going there

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
New England Clam Chowder

12. Does a tan turn you on?
No, not really.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
Yes, I inherited an entire Farberware collection from my great aunt.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
No, but I've fallen in love with guys no one else thought were attractive.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Revenge of the Sith, again.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
Unexpected ones. Then again, I never expect to get complimented, mostly because I never do...

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
One!

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
Dunno!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

Originally Posted by peachytoday

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? The Red Violin. It was just on HBO and I missed it.

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DO see it! It's really an excellent film. And worth seeing more than once. There are levels, and levels, and always something else to pick up on. And it's time I saw it again! Good thing it's in our collection.

Yay Ryan, I'm impressed!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?Assume that its winter, since you didn't say, so throw on my coat and mittens and go out to play!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
*Sigh* The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I'd love a strawberry shake......would have to be Charlie there with me!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Not since high school....hub will hurt you if you tickle him!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? some bonito tuna flakes that their aunt Steph sent them for Christmas

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Tell him for cryin' out loud, wouldn't you want him to tell you?

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Susie, Susie, boboozie, banana fana fofoozie, fe fi momoozie, Susie!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? last week

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? chili or beef stew

12. Does a tan turn you on? no

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?no

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? yes

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Dirty Dancing

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? how nice I am

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
swimsuit? you mean I can't go skinny dipping?
18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? not sure

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? scream bloody murder!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I don't think I'd say anything.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
A chocolate malt with my husband!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? years and years

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? I have a sneaky suspicion that they get a little of everything I eat that lands on the carpet.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Hand her a tissue

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Boozy Susie licks her liquor

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? not sure!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? red beans and rice, yum!

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not a big deal one way or the other

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Nope, but I know what that is!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Yeah, but it never lasted.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? War of the Worlds, I think

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? The kind having to do with my appearance. That doesn't make me a _shallow_ person, does it?

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? Two!

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? I'm not sure.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em! [/quote]

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Take his carrot nose and put it in my salad (just kidding.) Probably get a camera or pee my pants because he's not supposed to be real.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
I would tell the truth. Besides, if they get fired, that's more work for me to do and make my "day of drudgery" go by faster.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I would order a mint chip or cookie dough waffle cone (2 scoops) and I would be there with my husband.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
This past weekend.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
Tuna or for Lucy that would be ice cream or yogurt.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
I guess I'm really mean because I wouldn't say anything.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Susie has a new hairdo, it's a doozie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
I'm pregnant, I always do

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Grilled cheese sandwiches and soup.

12. Does a tan turn you on?
Not really, but neither does pasty white. A happy medium is nice.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
No, but I've been the giver

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
The new Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
That I'm funny and outgoing.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
One piece (and then some.)

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
I don't know?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em! [/quote]

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Susie, Susie, boboozie, banana fana fofoozie, fe fi momoozie, Susie!

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Someone should make that into a song!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Yell at my hubby to get the camera, then go sledding with him!! I mean, how often do you get a chance like that?

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I'd probably try to think of something nice to say about them to start out with, then gently find a way to say that she didn't seem to be as productive these days.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I'd order double scoop of mint chocolate chip, and I'd be with my husband and my 8-year-old niece.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Sunday...with my baby brother. (Who's 6'5" and about 275 lbs...I never stand a chance anymore.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Tuna and salmon for dinner with a desert of plain Dairy Queen...they get this on very special occasions like Christmas and their adoption day.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Well, since I don't like her I don't do anything. She should look after her own hygiene.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Do you know Susie? She's such a floozy.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? I'm a lady...we don't get gas.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Chicken stew with fluffy dumplings.

12. Does a tan turn you on? No

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Yes...and I married him anyway.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Yes

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Madagascar

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I like any kind of compliments!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? Two (but it's a swimdress that covers everything up)

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? Why you, Ryan, of course!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry. (I've gotten out of lots of speeding tickets that way!

)
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

Great questions, Ryan!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Quickly make some snowcones! It's in the eighties and he'd melt fast.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? The truth.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? A double scoop of mint chocolate chip and a tall handsome blond.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? I HATE BEING TICKLED!!!!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Mom's shrimp - when she wasn't looking.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?
a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.
And make sure it was on her check!

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?
a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Be a good person and write a note warning then. And include a tissue.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Susie, she's a doozy. but not a floozy like Susan....

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? After eating a large salad.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Spaghetti

12. Does a tan turn you on? Depends. What part of you is tanned, Wyyyyan?

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No, but Mom bought one ages ago.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Can't think of anybody...

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? I have yet to see Star Trek: Nemesis.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Shoot, I'll take any compliment.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? I havent't been swimming in ages. I guess a tent qualifies as a one-piece?

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? Umm, hummm, I dunno. I haven't been to the pic thread in ages.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
Actually the first thing I do is cuss - to myself, of course.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?
a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

Good Job Ryan! Susie may turn this job over to you full time!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Wonder why he's not melting in this heat

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
I'd try to be honest but not completely vent about the co-worker.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I wouldn't be at an ice cream stand, I don't like ice cream!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
I don't remember

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
Just kitty treats

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
Depends on how well I know the co-worker, if I knew him or her well, I'd tell them.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Susie was a floosy, sorry, it's the only thing I could think of!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
I don't remember!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Hot chocolate

12. Does a tan turn you on?
No

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
No

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
I can't think of any

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
Ones about something that I don't expect - like someone telling me I look thin when I feel bloated, that type of thing

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
two piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
I'm not sure

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

You all are my friends.........right???????? I mean, gees, I'm a floozie, a boozie, a doozie..........hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Someone said I should answer these questions too. -good thing I didn't make them too revealing because I never thought of that.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? I'm probably dreaming, so I start talking to him and ask why he's here. Then maybe we go outside and have a snowball fight and have fun!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I tell the truth.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I hope I'd be there with a hot date. I let her order whatever she wants. Then I order blue bubblegum ice cream or maybe a soft ice cream cone.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?Geez... it's been a long time.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?N/A, but I used to let Jess have some "kitty ham" off my pizza when visiting.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

(I must be on a date here!!!

)
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it. (It's better than being alone.)
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? I do nothing and let him look like an idiot!

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
When Jerry met Susie,
He came up with a doozy,
"I promise that I'll marry you as long as you abuse me!"

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Last Saturday I guess.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Beef Stew!!!!

12. Does a tan turn you on? Nope, it's the woman that does. A tan does not a beauty make.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No. I'm so deprived!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Absosmurfly not! There has to be some compatibility there too.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? War of the Worlds It looks cool.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I'm a sucker for any compliment, but flattery about my looks will get a girl anywhere.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? One piece.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?I think it's about time Stephanie did. That's two votes for Steph! LOL! I know she won't though, so that's okay.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!
k) I laugh at myself and then ask who wants to pull my finger.

(I had to add that one!)

Oh by the way, I loved everyone's answers here. There were so many different ones that I wasn't expecting and they made me laugh!

It's too bad we don't reply back and forth between people's replies. That's the only thing I don't like about the weekly question threads.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Watch him melt from the heat

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? The honest truth

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? A single cone with a fruit sherbet scoop. My husband is with me.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?With my dog last night - he has very ticklish feet! LOL

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?Turkey at Thanksgiving

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Hand them a kleenex and tell them about the problem.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Sorry, not creative right now

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? 2 days ago after the ribs, baked beans and cabbage salad (oh my!)

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? A big pot of soup or a big pot of stew

12. Does a tan turn you on? no

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No, but I've purchased one

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? none - don't go to movies that often and I can't even tell you what is playing

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Just tell me that you think I'm the smartest person you ever met!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? 2 piece - tankini to be exact

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? call Donnie to ask what the heck was in those brownies he brought over Saturday night. Then I invite Frosty in and offer him a cool drink. I don't imagine he drinks ice in his drink though. That would be like cannibalism to him and that just ain't cool. It would be kinda awkward for me if he asks for ice, though. I hope that doesn't happen. I'll probably ask him to leave if he actually asks for ice. What kind of sicko would drink ice when you're really pretty much all made up of ice? (I just copied and pasted this from my spotlight thread)




2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I tell the truth! I tell the boss what a worthless piece of crap he/she is

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I order a chocolate chip cookie dough double scoop waffle cone, and my best friend Paula is there with me. She orders the same thing and we're talking about how we're SO gonna puke after eating so much ice cream.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? I don't remember

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? They enjoy any fresh seafood.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Try to contain my laughter as I watch everyone else's faces when they spot the booger.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. My brain isn't working right now...

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Saturday morning...nothing like some beer farts!!!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Homemade loaded baked potato soup and grilled cheeses.

12. Does a tan turn you on? Oh yeah, drives me nuts.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Unfortunately yes.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? No. I have to be somewhat attracted to someone to be romantically involved with them. I've fallen in love with plenty of guys that weren't "my type" though.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Crash

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Complimenting my appearance. Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE. lol!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? I only wear 2 piece bathing suits.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? EVERYONE that hasn't posted one already.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket....and bat my eyelashes and smile flirtatiously.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.


20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

i wonder what was in my coffee and close the door.



2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?


i don't work but i'd tell the boss for sure


3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?


i would order a chocolate nut sunday and i would be with my husband


4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?


a few nights ago with my husband, he won by the way


5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?


fresh raw pink salmon sheets, they eat this a lot but it's still a treat i guess.


6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?


don't tell her then watch her go red when everyone else notices


9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

suzy was a floozy, having drinks on a boat she started feeling woozy.


10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

a week ago and i dutched my husband too

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

roast chicken, pork, beef with yorkshire puddings, gravey and all the trimmings or a hearty stew with home made bread rolls.

12. Does a tan turn you on?


doesn't really matter, my husband is never really white or very tanned.


13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?


yes, my husband has a few times lol


14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?


no


15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?


meet the fockers


16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

compliments about my art or looks, hey, what girl doesn't? especially comments stating iv'e lost weight.


17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

two peice bikini


18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

i'd like to see everyone.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!