Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

Meowmy Bobbie is duin gud. She sez she loves not havin to come home and help her kitties wif homework. was tat? it duzn soun fun.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Tat wuld be so kewl. We will try to talk meomy into it. Tho tere is this language barrier wit her. She always saying to us "wat's going on lil ones?" and we tells her and she ignores us cause she reely dusnt understand us. I tink all she heers is Meow Mew Meow.

Hope Meowmy Bobbie is doing better.

Luvs, Luzeee

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good mornin, kitties! we hopin all of u haf a gud day!
Shenandoah an Humble

Hi Guys! The human kitties start school this week here. Meowmy says that is sooooo wrong!

Lil frens, hooman kittens BEEN goin almo 2 weeks here.

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Guys! The human kitties start school this week here. Meowmy says that is sooooo wrong!

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Hi S + H, sorry it been a while since I rited you, but meowmy been sick and not turning on the puter for me to talk, and then I gots in a LIL trouble so I didn't get to talk, just Tia, anyways, glad to here things going ok for you all and that meomwy Bobbie is feelin bettr, yur friend jasper

In a lil trubl Jazspur? Dwat didja ya get cawt doin? Luky

Tings are fine roun here, and tomorraw is FRIDAY! So we r all happee!!
we hope an pray Meowmy Carol is lotz better.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Hi S + H, sorry it been a while since I rited you, but meowmy been sick and not turning on the puter for me to talk, and then I gots in a LIL trouble so I didn't get to talk, just Tia, anyways, glad to here things going ok for you all and that meomwy Bobbie is feelin bettr, yur friend jasper

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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

In a lil trubl Jazspur? Dwat didja ya get cawt doin? Luky

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Hi Luky, good to here from you. Well since Tia's room is the puter room and it used to be MY room, well the whole HOUSE used to me MINE , anyways there is this desk in the room with pillows on it to look out at the birdys and the cooler blows on it so it is a GRATE spot to lay down, well now TIA sleeps there alla time and I gots a lil mad so I was um, argueing with her about how I should have that spot bak, and she dint agree so I pushed her off, but I was holding her neck at the time and anyways, SHE din't like it and fussed and meomwy saw me so I gots in troble, and then a little later on I was gonna fix her for tattling on me but meomwy was watchin again so THIS time I gots a swat and meomwy put me outside the puter room but she stayed INSIDE WITH TIA . And she shutted the door so I couldn't come in! Lil sisters are a pain in the tail sometimes, yur friend jasper

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Tings are fine roun here, and tomorraw is FRIDAY! So we r all happee!!
we hope an pray Meowmy Carol is lotz better.

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Dere S + H, thanks for riting to ME, jasper! NA na tia! We glad it Friday too, but my daddy gots to work this weekend, but after that he is on vacation next week , but he says he gonna put some smelly stuff on the driveway so it not gonna be much of a vacation meomwy sez, plus next Friday they gots to get a uhaul truk to move meomwys kitten Mike's stuff to him at his new apartmet cuz he lef a bunch of it when he went to college. I lookin forward to "helping" , specially when they starts unpaking the closet! That is, if TIA don get me in troble again . Meomwy is doin bettr, she still not 100% but she havin allgeries too , she sneez and blow nose and rub eyes alot, I tried to tell her she allgeric to TIA and that she get all bettr if Tia take a "vacation" somwhere but meomwy dint like that and gots mad at me. She say it NOT tia, is tree pollins and stuff and then she tol me if she allgeries to TIA then she ALLERGIE TO ME TOO ! So I decided not to bring that up again. Anyways, not much going on here rite now, what happenin at yur house? You been good boys? How is yukky diet comin along? I hopes that you hava good day and that you all have fun this weekend when meowmy Bobbie is home to pla with you, yur friend jasper

we are sad to heer tat, jasper. it makes us wanna cri!
we sen hugs to YOU!
we luvs tia, too, but u was our firs fren.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Hi Luky, good to here from you. Well since Tia's room is the puter room and it used to be MY room, well the whole HOUSE used to me MINE

, anyways there is this desk in the room with pillows on it to look out at the birdys and the cooler blows on it so it is a GRATE spot to lay down, well now TIA sleeps there alla time and I gots a lil mad so I was um, argueing with her about how I should have that spot bak, and she dint agree so I pushed her off, but I was holding her neck at the time

and anyways, SHE din't like it and fussed and meomwy saw me so I gots in troble, and then a little later on I was gonna fix her for tattling on me but meomwy was watchin again so THIS time I gots a swat

and meomwy put me outside the puter room but she stayed INSIDE WITH TIA

. And she shutted the door so I couldn't come in! Lil sisters are a pain in the tail sometimes, yur friend jasper

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Alla kitties from thecatsite an there famlee an frens are invited to a speshul "virtual" preten kinda party. Is gonna be wear ALL kitties can come, no matter wear they are.
here how it gonna wurk: Is on MONDAY, whenever it is Monday wear u lives, ok? that way meowmy duzn hafta figger out time zones an stuff.
(she lazee, lol, we, we meen unmotuhvayted)

Now, on this day, Monday, whenever it is Monday wear u are, at 8 P.M., you haf a speshul treet in honor of all frens here an u say a speshul purr-prayer thot for yur frens an their meowmies and purrpas.
Gud idea?

if yur meowmy lets u, lite a candle ofr frens here an one for alla little kitties in need.
bye, we luv u all...
we not able to make alla smilies like we usta, but still......
we sen purrs to all.
shenandoah and humble

S&H - a party sounds like fun. We hads lots of fun at the party at Juicy's howse.

Luzeee

Hey evderrbudy, Dis Roofuz an Liky heer but not fur long. Pawpa got uz som mowsies. Well I tink dere mowsies. Dey is lil an gots lil tayles an r kinda brownish gray wif a wite belly an a blak stripe onna der baks. Pawpa sez det iz dwarf hamsters. Whuteffer. Dey looks lik mowsies to uz. Pawpa iznt plain fayre tho. He putted dem inna cage where wez cant gey dem .
Well wez wathes dem an can sniff dem an itz fun. Gotta go watch now. Bye Roofuz.

ooh, roofus, how fun! we wuz tryin to get meowmy to gets us sum golfish! wach u guz fink? wuld it wurk? wul be make a mess?

The boys are busy but I think it would be good. The lil critturs here are sure cute they are pokin their noses out the bars ans sniffin Rufus and Luke and a good time seems to be being had by all.

A SILLY MEOWMY STOREE

She wen to the grocree store, rite, to get sum fase powdur an sum mofwash. Ges wut she dint brin home?
Nona tat stuff. She gots sum IAMS waye ****rol dry food an sum kitty litter an sum vanilla ice creem. and sum of tat coke she dicted to.
Y do meowmy's forget stuff? they OLD, tats wy!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

A SILLY MEOWMY STOREE

She wen to the grocree store, rite, to get sum fase powdur an sum mofwash. Ges wut she dint brin home?

Nona tat stuff. She gots sum IAMS waye ****rol dry food an sum kitty litter an sum vanilla ice creem.

and sum of tat coke she dicted to.
Y do meowmy's forget stuff? they OLD, tats wy!

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My meomy takes care to rite a list and ten forgets it. Tho she usually comes home wit evryting on the list. Now purrpa, hes a hole notter storeee. He will make a list, take the list, and forget to look at the list so he doesnt bring home half his stuff. He gets distraked by the kandy aisle.

Sides, vaniller ice creem is a lot tastier tan mofwash and fase powdur.

Luvs, Luzee

well, usg\\hully meowmy can member but she cited cause winn dixie closin (cumpny wen bankrup and lotsa stores all or sowf closin) an she jus forgot cause she saw our food on sale......humble's, anyhow, i like wet food, babee....)

we eech gots a wee lil bit o tat nilla ice creem).

Originally Posted by katachtig

My meomy takes care to rite a list and ten forgets it. Tho she usually comes home wit evryting on the list. Now purrpa, hes a hole notter storeee. He will make a list, take the list, and forget to look at the list so he doesnt bring home half his stuff. He gets distraked by the kandy aisle.

Sides, vaniller ice creem is a lot tastier tan mofwash and fase powdur.

Luvs, Luzee

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Hi Kitns -

Those mousie things sound reel cute Luky an Roofus -- do they squeek, squeek like reel mousies? I bet there lil noses luk reel cute ween they put them outta their cage thing.

Shenandoah & Humble -- our meowmy has truble membering wot to put on the list -- she's got lotsa stuff tho an we don let her forget our fuud -- thatz too important!

Meowmy give us summa that weed stuff we likes tonite an now I feel like sleeping -- see yu guys later.

HOW IS BELLE TODAY? We prayin she gets all better!! Has any kitty herd??