Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

katachtig · Jul 20, 2005

S&H,

Wat a kewl medytashion giide. But wez are gud kittys so whys we grounded?

Luvs, Luzeee

P.S. and wats up wit Meowmy Bobbie jus abandoning you guys like that!

batgirl2good · Jul 20, 2005

LOL, grounded meens yu are focused and in control, at peece, we luv you!

Originally Posted by katachtig

S&H,

Wat a kewl medytashion giide. But wez are gud kittys so whys we grounded?

Luvs, Luzeee

P.S. and wats up wit Meowmy Bobbie jus abandoning you guys like that!

carolcat · Jul 20, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

MUCH, KARLEE, & LKUZEE'S KITTY RELAXAHUN

Taka a deep bref.

Sit uprite. Curl yur tayle around you. Breve in an out, slowly.
Repeets in yur hed: "Purr-ohm, purr-ohm,"

Feel yur sinter.
Tink calmin thots. DO NOT GO TO SLEEP!

Now, wen u feel grounded. stretch yur front pawz out al far as yu can.
Now, arch yur bak up hi.
Then strech down again, wif paws in front.

Tink of somun u luv.

Tink happy thots.

Repeet: "Purr ohm, purr ohm.""

Sit qwietly in a sunny spot. Feel the warmf of the sun,

Tuch your pawz to yur face. Luv yurself.

Tink about the calm water in the sea or a lake.

Lissen to some qwiet, soothin music.

Relax.

Think of sum nice catnip. Tink of yur meowmy and purrpa.

Stretch, stretch.

Purr ohm, purrohm, purr ohm, purr ohm......

OK, now you are cennerd. You are gorunded.
Go take a nap!

deer s + h, thak u for riting this good info, jasper, you NEEDS to practice dis cuz you TO RUFF! luv, tia

gemlady · Jul 20, 2005

"purrrrr-ooohm"

(Hmm, it seemed to work! Ari fell asleep meditating! Meowmy Jan)

gemlady · Jul 20, 2005

Originally Posted by carolcat

deer s + h, thak u for riting this good info, jasper, you NEEDS to practice dis cuz you TO RUFF! luv, tia

You tell'im, miss Tia!!!

batgirl2good · Jul 20, 2005

Tia, maybee Jasper uptite cause of all that fur an it bean so hot an all!!
Ya tink?

ollyextra05 · Jul 20, 2005

Hey Dis Message is fo Tia:

Tia dis is Emma writin to ya. I heer you been havin probs wif you big broffa. I too am a little sissa wif a big old fatty for a big broffa, so I feel yer pain. We are just delicate little ladies and we don like bein pushed around by no big boys!

Heers whatcha do:
From now on, when he gets neer ya and looks like he wants to scrap, bat yer eyes reel perty like, and then start lickin his head. This will disarm him and make him think you wanna make nice and clean him up like a good girl.
Keepp lickin him for a few minutes and he'll get all purry and sleepy.
Then....BITE HIS EAR LIKE MIKE TYSON!!! Dats what I do! Den I bite his ear, and his head and I give him a good solid WHHHHACCCKK! Den I run away!!!

Its the bestest way to get him to succumb to your feminine wiles and do your bidding! We laddees needs to be in charge of dees big dumb smelly boys!

batgirl2good · Jul 20, 2005

Uh, oh, u dont think meowmies wuld do this, do ya???

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Hey Dis Message is fo Tia:

Tia dis is Emma writin to ya. I heer you been havin probs wif you big broffa. I too am a little sissa wif a big old fatty for a big broffa, so I feel yer pain. We are just delicate little ladies and we don like bein pushed around by no big boys!

Heers whatcha do:
From now on, when he gets neer ya and looks like he wants to scrap, bat yer eyes reel perty like, and then start lickin his head. This will disarm him and make him think you wanna make nice and clean him up like a good girl.
Keepp lickin him for a few minutes and he'll get all purry and sleepy.
Then....BITE HIS EAR LIKE MIKE TYSON!!! Dats what I do! Den I bite his ear, and his head and I give him a good solid WHHHHACCCKK! Den I run away!!!

Its the bestest way to get him to succumb to your feminine wiles and do your bidding! We laddees needs to be in charge of dees big dumb smelly boys!

lil_axl_gurl · Jul 20, 2005

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Hey Dis Message is fo Tia:

Tia dis is Emma writin to ya. I heer you been havin probs wif you big broffa. I too am a little sissa wif a big old fatty for a big broffa, so I feel yer pain. We are just delicate little ladies and we don like bein pushed around by no big boys!

Heers whatcha do:
From now on, when he gets neer ya and looks like he wants to scrap, bat yer eyes reel perty like, and then start lickin his head. This will disarm him and make him think you wanna make nice and clean him up like a good girl.
Keepp lickin him for a few minutes and he'll get all purry and sleepy.
Then....BITE HIS EAR LIKE MIKE TYSON!!! Dats what I do! Den I bite his ear, and his head and I give him a good solid WHHHHACCCKK! Den I run away!!!

Its the bestest way to get him to succumb to your feminine wiles and do your bidding! We laddees needs to be in charge of dees big dumb smelly boys!

'Tis times like dis dat make me glad dat I'm de only kitterz runnin this turf!!! Puurrrrrr!!!

Jack Daniels Joe

batgirl2good · Jul 20, 2005

ware y been, boy? we mist you!

We happee u bak, an we meen pleeze don go an stay away! Cuase we misted you.

but we ok now, cuz u here!

We wanna hava party cuz jack is bak!

Originally Posted by Lil_Axl_Gurl

'Tis times like dis dat make me glad dat I'm de only kitterz runnin this turf!!! Puurrrrrr!!!

Jack Daniels Joe

batgirl2good · Jul 21, 2005

PRETTY PAWS

Now we all no the gurls here are the bes!

They say, "pretty is as pretty doz," uh huh! Well, Lil Tia an Mika, Graycie, GoGo (hey darlins

), Cajun Princess, Much, Karlee, Luzee, Lil Emma, alla u babies.......
Yur paws so pretty jus cause u a sweetie.

Now alla gurls go walking and tawkin and tinkin how to be sweet.
Dey figure out how to make their meowmies happy. They gud to their bruvvers.

An they NO how to werk em, too. The make like they need help so the boyz can feel all big an important.

A gurl has ta do what a gurl has to do.
Men are such babees. Speshully wen they sick. They jes can't take it like we women can.

Now the gurls gots to keep themselfs in gud shape, too. So they

(lafter the bes medicine)

:bump:

and they

so they be well informet!

Gurls, u rock, an u all gots pretty paws and bootuhful harts, too.

carolcat · Jul 21, 2005

OllyExtra05 said:
Hey Dis Message is fo Tia:

Tia dis is Emma writin to ya. I heer you been havin probs wif you big broffa. I too am a little sissa wif a big old fatty for a big broffa, so I feel yer pain. We are just delicate little ladies and we don like bein pushed around by no big boys!

Heers whatcha do:
From now on, when he gets neer ya and looks like he wants to scrap, bat yer eyes reel perty like, and then start lickin his head. This will disarm him and make him think you wanna make nice and clean him up like a good girl.
Keepp lickin him for a few minutes and he'll get all purry and sleepy.
Then....BITE HIS EAR LIKE MIKE TYSON!!! Dats what I do! Den I bite his ear, and his head and I give him a good solid WHHHHACCCKK! Den I run away!!!

Its the bestest way to get him to succumb to your feminine wiles and do your bidding! We laddees needs to be in charge of dees big dumb smelly boys![/QUOTE

deer emma, tank you for the good advice, my problem is my mouf too small to bite jasper unless it his leg and all his furs get in the way too, only short on legs

plus i only weig bout three pounds maybe an HE weigh bout 15 and him much stronger than me, i try to pla nice but he too ruf, i think on purpose too

. i try lickin him but he bit me anyway

, so meowmy jus watch and when she see him get da "bitey look" she tak me to my room where he cant get me or some times she shut him in MY room but then he steel my toys, maybe I can try you "femine wiles" plan when i gets a little bigger and more "femenin", luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 21, 2005

We wuld be careful if we wuz you, Oscar an Jasper.

carolcat said:
Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Hey Dis Message is fo Tia:

Tia dis is Emma writin to ya. I heer you been havin probs wif you big broffa. I too am a little sissa wif a big old fatty for a big broffa, so I feel yer pain. We are just delicate little ladies and we don like bein pushed around by no big boys!

Heers whatcha do:
From now on, when he gets neer ya and looks like he wants to scrap, bat yer eyes reel perty like, and then start lickin his head. This will disarm him and make him think you wanna make nice and clean him up like a good girl.
Keepp lickin him for a few minutes and he'll get all purry and sleepy.
Then....BITE HIS EAR LIKE MIKE TYSON!!! Dats what I do! Den I bite his ear, and his head and I give him a good solid WHHHHACCCKK! Den I run away!!!

Its the bestest way to get him to succumb to your feminine wiles and do your bidding! We laddees needs to be in charge of dees big dumb smelly boys![/QUOTE

deer emma, tank you for the good advice, my problem is my mouf too small to bite jasper unless it his leg and all his furs get in the way too, only short on legs

plus i only weig bout three pounds maybe an HE weigh bout 15 and him much stronger than me, i try to pla nice but he too ruf, i think on purpose too

. i try lickin him but he bit me anyway

, so meowmy jus watch and when she see him get da "bitey look" she tak me to my room where he cant get me or some times she shut him in MY room but then he steel my toys, maybe I can try you "femine wiles" plan when i gets a little bigger and more "femenin", luv tia

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carolcat · Jul 21, 2005

tank you so much for the storee s + h, and meomwy bobbie, i hope you feel bettr soon, luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 21, 2005

***pet Tia wif paws, GENTLY***
We luv, you, lil Babbee Tia.

carolcat · Jul 22, 2005

deer s + h and meomwy bobbie, good mornin, i hope meomwy feelin bettr today and you kittys bees sweet to each other and to meowmy,k? luv, tia

batgirl2good · Jul 22, 2005

CAJUN PRINCESS GETS REDDY 4 BAK TO SKOOL

comin Saturday sometimes!

Vacashun is over!

An Cajun Princess, aka Lil Radish, has to get her stuff togeffer.
Skool stars in a week!

Cajun Meowma has a week to get stuff reddy 4 all her lil students!

We rites tomrrow!

batgirl2good · Jul 23, 2005

Cajun Princess, the smart lil kitty hoo lives wif our sweetharts and Meowmy Katie, is gettin reddy for the Fall Semester at Cajun Meowma's Fairy Godmeowma Skool For Gud Lil Kitties.
Only one per famlee......

Now, this her 2nd semester. She has 7 more to go (after this one)before she gradyooates!

The corse of study this semester deels with instillin luv and hope wifin evry kitty's hart,

, and we all NO lil Radish makes all kitties feel grate! So it otta be ezzy.

She has to get her skool supplies all reddy.

Furst, she has new notebooks, and a new voice-acticated recorder so she can record Cajun Meowm'a PURRfect lekchures. She also has sum pretty ink to use to rite stuff. Is so much fun! All she does is dip a claw into the ink and VOILA! (Thas French for "there ya go!")

These the names of her texts:

All kitties go to Heaven
Loving Yourself PURRfectly
Kitty Counselin
Evrythin Possible If U only Beeleeve

Now after Meowmy Bobbie gets home from her wayte-liftin,

(she only lifs 8 lbs or 10), we tell ya wut Lil Cajun P's teecher, Cajun Meowma is doin to prepare 4 her stoodents.

carolcat · Jul 23, 2005

oh, how lucky lil radish is to be going to skool, i n b her, luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 23, 2005

Lil Tia, we no a secret that Cajun Godmeowma has a speshul place for you! You gots to be 6 monfs ole, though.

Originally Posted by carolcat

oh, how lucky lil radish is to be going to skool, i n b her, luv tia

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