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She is bettr but we makin her NOT DO ANEE EXERSIZE tomorrow! We puttin our paws down bout that ishue!!
Shee need to relax~!
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Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble
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We promise we finisht storee, and now its gone!
We gots to do it over tomorrow! We sawry!
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The Senur Center
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Cinnamon hyred a contracter to bild the place for the senur center. He da man in charge, for shure.
Now Miss Pansy, the maytreearc, made a list of stuff they all gots ta do.
FURST Thin wuz a catnap for em all so they culd get their strenf.
Cinnamon tuk a dog nap.
Miss Pansy tawked wif Lil Midnight bout the fitness part. here wut they cided.
Midnight gonna give airobik classez to make shure kits get cardio work. She not be TOO hard, tho, so kits not get overwurked.
They walk an lissen to music wile they workin out.
They get wayed to make shure they not gaynin or losin too much wayt.
They jump rope, too! An they !!
Miss Pansy pleezed wif Midnight's iddees.
Bella next: She tells Miss Pansy that she wants kits to feel Beeyoteeful INSIDE furst, so she gonna tawk wif them bout lovin themselfs jus as they are!
An she tawk bout helfy food and not too many snacks! A lil cheese ok, but not too much!
She tellz em bout beauty buks for kitties they can reed. Mos popular is "Finding the Beauty in You," and nuvver popular one is "Feline Fur Care."
She also tawks to em bout takin care of teefs an stuff.
Miss Pansy nods in proovel! She happy wif plans so far!
Next Mama Tuxie counsils wif Miss Pansy!
She gonna be the one who consuls wif kitties to help em haf helfy attitoods. She wean em to NO that ALL kitties beeyooteful INSIDE an OUTSIDE!
If any kitty sad or upset, or feelin blue , she gonna hug em and help em fru it.
Now Shadow Boy has BIG plans!
He got Cinnamon to find someone wif kitty bus to take kits to movies and stuff, like concerts.
They has parties!
They selluhbrayte holidays and speshul cashuns!
This is a big success.
If any kitty intrested, get copy of Olly an Emm'as Kitty Kronuhculls!
Or contact Miss Pansy or Cinnamon!
Or call 1-800-Senurs!!
It not cost a lot!
an the well wurf it!
So, Meowmies, call NOW if you got a senur kitty!
THE SEUNUR CENTER
Cinnamon wuz a lapdog, a BIG one, who had some kitty sisters and bruvvers.
The yungest was lil Midnight, hoo wuz 4. Plus 1/2!
The oldes was Miss Pansy, who wuz the famlee maytreearc. She veree wise! She was 13.
Now the ovvers were Bella, age 9
Shadow, 10 1/2
Shadow's kitty mama, Miss Tuxie, 11!
Well, there meowmy, ricalynn, tuk good care of them.
It was Bella's idee to open a SENUR CENETR for alla cats age 7 an more. They deecidet that all kitties otta be in gud shape!
Cuz they wan kits to live long time and be helfy.
Now, Cinnamon gonna be the head of this venchure. he like the silent partner, and he manage all the heavy work that lil kitties not able to do. See, Cinnamon wayd 70 pounds! (thas only 15 pounds less than our meowmy), an he big an strong!
Miss Pansy is the manager of the senur center.
Midnight in charge of fitness, since she yung.
Bella takes care of the skin an fur care, see her name BELLA, wich meens BEEYOOTEEFUL in talyan langwage.
MamaTuxie counsuls kitties and encourages em. She a mama figure.
Shadow Boy plans outins and day trips an stuff so kits get out an see consurts an stuff.
OOPS! Time to go, we finish later, after meowmy gets thru wif dentist.
***sigh***
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Cinnamon hyred a contracter to bild the place for the senur center. He da man in charge, for shure.
Now Miss Pansy, the maytreearc, made a list of stuff they all gots ta do.
FURST Thin wuz a catnap for em all so they culd get their strenf.
Cinnamon tuk a dog nap.
Miss Pansy tawked wif Lil Midnight bout the fitness part. here wut they cided.
Midnight gonna give airobik classez to make shure kits get cardio work. She not be TOO hard, tho, so kits not get overwurked.
They walk an lissen to music wile they workin out.
They get wayed to make shure they not gaynin or losin too much wayt.
They jump rope, too! An they !!
Miss Pansy pleezed wif Midnight's iddees.
Bella next: She tells Miss Pansy that she wants kits to feel Beeyoteeful INSIDE furst, so she gonna tawk wif them bout lovin themselfs jus as they are!
An she tawk bout helfy food and not too many snacks! A lil cheese ok, but not too much!
She tellz em bout beauty buks for kitties they can reed. Mos popular is "Finding the Beauty in You," and nuvver popular one is "Feline Fur Care."
She also tawks to em bout takin care of teefs an stuff.
Miss Pansy nods in proovel! She happy wif plans so far!
Next Mama Tuxie counsils wif Miss Pansy!
She gonna be the one who consuls wif kitties to help em haf helfy attitoods. She wean em to NO that ALL kitties beeyooteful INSIDE an OUTSIDE!
If any kitty sad or upset, or feelin blue , she gonna hug em and help em fru it.
Now Shadow Boy has BIG plans!
He got Cinnamon to find someone wif kitty bus to take kits to movies and stuff, like concerts.
They has parties!
They selluhbrayte holidays and speshul cashuns!
This is a big success.
If any kitty intrested, get copy of Olly an Emm'as Kitty Kronuhculls!
Or contact Miss Pansy or Cinnamon!
Or call 1-800-Senurs!!
It not cost a lot!
an the well wurf it!
So, Meowmies, call NOW if you got a senur kitty!
THE SEUNUR CENTER
Cinnamon wuz a lapdog, a BIG one, who had some kitty sisters and bruvvers.
The yungest was lil Midnight, hoo wuz 4. Plus 1/2!
The oldes was Miss Pansy, who wuz the famlee maytreearc. She veree wise! She was 13.
Now the ovvers were Bella, age 9
Shadow, 10 1/2
Shadow's kitty mama, Miss Tuxie, 11!
Well, there meowmy, ricalynn, tuk good care of them.
It was Bella's idee to open a SENUR CENETR for alla cats age 7 an more. They deecidet that all kitties otta be in gud shape!
Cuz they wan kits to live long time and be helfy.
Now, Cinnamon gonna be the head of this venchure. he like the silent partner, and he manage all the heavy work that lil kitties not able to do. See, Cinnamon wayd 70 pounds! (thas only 15 pounds less than our meowmy), an he big an strong!
Miss Pansy is the manager of the senur center.
Midnight in charge of fitness, since she yung.
Bella takes care of the skin an fur care, see her name BELLA, wich meens BEEYOOTEEFUL in talyan langwage.
MamaTuxie counsuls kitties and encourages em. She a mama figure.
Shadow Boy plans outins and day trips an stuff so kits get out an see consurts an stuff.
OOPS! Time to go, we finish later, after meowmy gets thru wif dentist.
***sigh***
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GO TO POST 190!! Then you see smilies an stuff, ok?
That sound like a REEL nice place for kittys to go and relax an socializ :-), you gots grate storeys and grate ideas too. Thank you for ritin another story for us, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol
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New storee tomorrow!
Meowmy feelz better and is helpin us think of sumthin!
We mite rite storee bout......hmmmm, we let it be sirprize!
Meowmy feelz better and is helpin us think of sumthin!
We mite rite storee bout......hmmmm, we let it be sirprize!
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WE GOT AN IDEE~
Is about a kitty who is a good
witch an he has a human who helps him!
He a WITE cat, too!
Hmmmm, wut u kitties think?
It be a happee, gud storee, we not wanna upset anyone wif it if someone mite get mad/
I love your stories! they always make me happy. i even nap after some. i even like story aabout the senior kittizen place. i will be one some day. I hope.
oooh, a white kitty in your next story? is it me? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
oooh, a white kitty in your next story? is it me? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
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Hey, tahs a gud idee!
We like it! Thanx, ari!
U mine bein a witch kitty?? A good lil wich, tho, for sure!!
We like it! Thanx, ari!
U mine bein a witch kitty?? A good lil wich, tho, for sure!!
Originally Posted by gemlady
I love your stories! they always make me happy. i even nap after some. i even like story aabout the senior kittizen place. i will be one some day. I hope.
oooh, a white kitty in your next story? is it me? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
I think the story of white witch kitty be good. I shure nobody have bad feelins bout it. We all knows they is make-believe stories and fun, fun, fun.
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Ok, we all set! Friday storee callt, "Ari, the Gul Lil Wite Witch Kitty," and Saturday gonna be bout "Annie, the Lil Kitty Wif Speshl Eyesite." (Since Annie can't heer, she got speshul eyesite and can see FAR FAR Ways!)
I'm just checking in on this thread again. it's really clever!
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Ari was a lil wite kitty hoo livt wif his meowmy Leu an Meowmy Jan. They wuz happee togefer.
Now bof meowmies NEW Ari was speshul an talented, but they NOT no jes how talented til one day wen sumthin happent!
Ari was playin with Meowmy Jan, and was reely happee! An alla sudden, Ari purred and turnt all kinda colors!
Meowmy Lue faynted! She was so prized!
Nuthin much happent til next day, wen Lil Ari accdentally noct over a spensive vase! He imbareased.
Meowmy Jan went to hug him and tell him is awright. Cuz ofa Meowmy Lue talented and culd glue vase bak together so u culdn't even tell that it'd been broke. Then lil Ari turnt wite again.
He red a hole chapter!! He wuz reeding THE CAT WHO LIKT CHEESE
Meowmy Jan dint no WUT to tink, but she so frilled to haf a smart boy who culd reed to her!
(Meowmy Lue wondered if it wuz jus cause it was bout cats, but
Now Ari only do GUD stuff wif his speshul powers.He sang for them!
He helpt Meowmy Lue roll her hair in those pink thingies.
SUmtimes, Ari cleened his own litter box! (But he dint like to do that.)
They was all happe, but they kep this a secret, cuz they all NEW if they tole, peeples meen wul uze Ari to make
So, ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh, no tellin ok?
THE END
Oh I love the Ari with super powers story!!!
bridgey & her Meowmy Sam
bridgey & her Meowmy Sam
I like that story! It funny and good and I wish i did have special powers. then i could open my own cat food when i'm hungry. hee-hee!
now if i can be like magic people and escape from my flea collar again!
That was a fun storee S + H, thanks for ritin it for me and meomwy to read! We always look forward to seeing yur stories and it make us happy to reed them, we sending purrs and hugs to you and to meowmy Bobbie, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol :-)
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Wunce tere wuz a pretty lil kitty named Annie Oakley! She had 2 kitty siblins and waz lovt a lots.
Now Annie was def and allas nevr heer stuff, but as u NO, wen someone or some kitty doesn't have one of the 5 sinces, the ones they DO haf get STRONG!
So, Annie's since of SITE wuz verree strong, and she culd see far far far!
Her I's Reel gud! She culd see in nuther town!! alla way frum where her town wuz!
If her meowmy wen to town, she culd see at the store wear her meowmy wuz, an she culd see wut her meowma was gettin!
We dun no HOW she did it!
She culd luk at windo and NO jus wen her meowmy was on the way home, too.
She wuld see a prezen, all rapped, and she NEW wut it was!
She culd see Eestr bunny basket, and NEW wut he was bringin her an her kitty siblins (that fancy word for bruvvers an sisters)
Lil ANnie Oakley was veree lovt and she dint mine not heerin at all. She kinda likt the qwiet. She ner got skeered of noize...cuz she dint heer em.
Lil Annie lovt to run and plae!
Wun day she red a whole book frum cross the rum!
Annie was a sweet gurl. She culd even rite her name by hersef!
an she did it gud, too. Mos kits rite thier name likes this!
Lil Annie has a happee life, and she rites stuff for us to reed.
THE END
YAY, we liked that story bout Annie, thanks for riting it for us S + H and meomwy Bobbie, you rite the bestest stories, we sending you hugs, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol
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Doz any kitty or meowmy have any idees for us? We thinkin bout a mysteree next! Like one that mite last a few daze.....
