Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

hang on! I gotta find my sparkly collar with the spangles! Oughta look cool in the spotlights.

we gonna hafta put dis off til later. meowmy has to help out a fren.

CHECK IT OUT! CAT STEVENS IS HERE! HE OPENS THE CIRCUS!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

COMING SOON!! TO A FURRPLACE NEAR U!

ShenanHUMBLE'S BIG TOP CIRCUS!!

ALL kitties who come with their meowmy or purrpaw get in wif a can of cat food or a bag, to go to the needy kitties in the areas hit by the hurrycanes!

See Bijou charm a SNAKE with his blue blue eyes!

See Shenandoah and Humble play THE FLOUR DRUM SONG!

Watch as Ari spins faster than the speed of SOUND!

FLying Trapeze Act!
Acrobat Sweethearts!
Kitty Riding Elephant!

Red Tweety will serenade you all!
Mr. Flores, who ust to be a mean basturd, will provide FREE FOOD for all kitties!

There is more!!

OCTOBER 1!! Is the opening day! COME ONE, COME ALL!

***watch out for SMUDGE on the flying trapeze!

See Much and Karlee and Lucee as they dance gracefully around the center RING!

Be there, or BE SQUARE!

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CAT STEVENS WILL OPEN THE CIRCUS UNER THE BIG TOP!performing his hit: Cat's in The Cardle

Next, we see Ari, spinning wildly!! as smoke and fire explode in the air.
Then the BIG CATS enter!
Lil Tia is riding on a HUGE TIGER! She has a weensy lil whip that she gently uses to gide him.


Lil Tia has that tiger eetin outta her baby paws!

NEXT ACT---Rufus and Lukey come out, wif 3 human kittens! The human kittens are wild. They snarl and suck their teefs!
Rufus and Lukey crak dat whip! )But not too bad; dey good kiytties and treet offers as dey wants to be treeted!

Meedeeately, the lil human kittne start purring, human style...an dey start pettin the lil kitties.

Dye from catnip to the crowd!

GoGO an Princess come out, dressed in robic gear, and perform acrobatic acts wif the cat dancer...to the tune of FLASHDANCE!!

Cable the Clown is next. Cable an Smudge work togeffer in a side-splitting act where Cable helps Smudge climb way way hi in the air, and Smudge stonishes the crowd with his flying act. He flies and spins!He blinks his eyes. and colors flash! The audience is transformed and all of em up in the air, flyin HIGH!!

That be cumin up soon! We gotta take a nap.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Dis iz rufuz an I wanna kno when do we stik lukey and fire hiz fat butt owtta da cannon...hehehe..

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Dis is an awesum circus! We gotz lotsa cans of food for the homeless kitties an doggies!

Tis is so exciting! I can hardly wate until Luky goes flying frum the cannon.

We'll all take some cotton candy.

Luzee, Carly and Much.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

whoops!!!Lukey has gone into hiding again. He wuz sayin sumthin abowt ovvr purrpaws ded body...

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Uh oh, sounds like purrpaw Howard HERD him saying it to if he's gotta hide.....

Hey Roofus! We can always fire you from the cannon! I'll go look for Lukey.

Yoo-hoo! Looooooooooo-key!

NOW FOR THE BIG EVENT!

Mr. Purrpaw Howard rolls out the cannon!Shenandoah and Humble jump up an down on the drums!Ari spins in a circle!Graycie rides in on an ellyfant! She is wavin her paws wildly!


LUKEy FIXIN TO BE SHOT OUTTA CANNON!!

The crowd goes wild! Kitties and meowmamas are jumpin up an down.

ONE................TWO...............THREE....................
BOOM BOOM BOOM

An out flies Lukey!

He lands on all fours and does a courtly bow!!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

NOW FOR THE BIG EVENT!

Mr. Purrpaw Howard rolls out the cannon!Shenandoah and Humble jump up an down on the drums!Ari spins in a circle!Graycie rides in on an ellyfant! She is wavin her paws wildly!


LUKEy FIXIN TO BE SHOT OUTTA CANNON!!

The crowd goes wild! Kitties and meowmamas are jumpin up an down.

ONE................TWO...............THREE....................
BOOM BOOM BOOM

An out flies Lukey!

He lands on all fours and does a courtly bow!!

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YAY YAY, what an EXCITIN show!

YAY Lukey. Now that wasn't so hard was it?

Now for some ROMANCE!

Shenandoah an Humble enter the ring, each carryin a boo-kay of pink and peech roses. They present it to their sweetharts, GoGo an Graycie.

Jasper rolls out the BIG DRUMS!!

Baby Tia begins playin the harp, an Meowmy Bobbie's boys begin playing the drums: THE FLOUR DRUM SONG

as a speshul serenade for the Califronai Girls.

At the end of the song, the boys go and kneel in front of their girls.
Shenandoah an Humble eeach bring out a lil box from their tux pockets.
They gif it to their sweeties.

GOGO and GRAYCIE's i's fill wif teers of JOY!

Is a Pink diamond ring!!

They be sweetharts furrever more!!

Now alla meowmies cryin!! (wif happy happy)
An Meowmy Katie and Meowmy Bobbie are really sisters!

Awwwwww!