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It's not what you think! I bought a book the other day, Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader- it is a compilation of all sorts of interesting and sometimes useless facts. But most of it is pretty funny-

This one, happened in Oregon and made me giggle-

William Shatner of Star Trek fame was on the backroads of Oregon when his car broke down. Several cars went by, but no one stopped, so finally he decided to step out in the middle of the road and jump up and down. A pick-up was approaching- so he stepped in front of the truck, jumped up and down and yelled "Hey, hi, I'm William Shatner!" The pickup veered around him, and a woman rolled down the window, took one look at him, gave him the bird and said "Oh ya, well beam this up mister!" And the truck rolled away.
 

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Originally Posted by hissy

It's not what you think! I bought a book the other day, Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader- it is a compilation of all sorts of interesting and sometimes useless facts. But most of it is pretty funny-

This one, happened in Oregon and made me giggle-

William Shatner of Star Trek fame was on the backroads of Oregon when his car broke down. Several cars went by, but no one stopped, so finally he decided to step out in the middle of the road and jump up and down. A pick-up was approaching- so he stepped in front of the truck, jumped up and down and yelled "Hey, hi, I'm William Shatner!" The pickup veered around him, and a woman rolled down the window, took one look at him, gave him the bird and said "Oh ya, well beam this up mister!" And the truck rolled away.
I am a fan of those books! My favorite one is that of the Uncle John Plunges into History... I think Susie has a copy of it.... who's fault would it be....
 

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That's mean!
I thought people were nicer in Oregon!
I've had people stop to flip me off when I had a flat tire too.
 

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The only thing I find funny is the woman's (not a lady) comment. The rest is awful!
 

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oh i have that book! you want funny though you should read the darwin awards! my mom got it for me and i was blown away by how stupid some people are! it's hilarious!
 

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My bro-in-law has Uncle John's Long Lost Bathroom Reader. Always a pleasant read.


Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

I almost got thoes books once! They seemed so funny....maybe thats the next thing I need in my little library.
"Little Library" - do you mean the "Porcelain Reading Room"?
 
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