The Office Space Immitation Thread

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"So, I was sitting in my cubicle today and it realized ever since I started working every single day of my life has be worst than the day before.. So, that means that every day that you see me.... that's on the worst day of my life..." ~ Peter

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Originally Posted by dicknleah

I havn't seen the movie.
I oh...so wanted to be goofy.
Mmmmmm.... yeah... So... Leah.... if you could just.... pick up the movie some time annnnnd....... watch it....... then maybe you could uhhhhh.... participate in this thread... M'kay?



Oh, and ummmm... if you could finish those TCS reports?.... that'd be greaaaat.
 
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Originally Posted by ash_bct

Can I ask what the h*ll is going on here?
I am so confused!
LOL!!!
This thread was inspired by the movie "Office Space" and for me, mainly because of the character Bill Lumbergh because of the way his boring voice pauses and drones on. You should rent it. It's not the greatest movie, but it would probably be a lot funnier after reading some of this thread.

So.... if you could just..... rent the movie some time...... sayyyyyy...... this weekend?.... That'd be terrific...

Oh yeah.... and if you could guess.... uhhhhh.... who I'm imitating in this reply.... that'd be greaaaat.
 

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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

LOL!!!
This thread was inspired by the movie "Office Space" and for me, mainly because of the character Bill Lumbergh because of the way his boring voice pauses and drones on. You should rent it. It's not the greatest movie, but it would probably be a lot funnier after reading some of this thread.

So.... if you could just..... rent the movie some time...... sayyyyyy...... this weekend?.... That'd be terrific...
I think I will, and I will join in on this thread after I watch it!
 

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okay, i am definetly going to get the movie tomorrow...

i dont mean to be a party pooper, but i have read most of these and havent even cracked a smile... i just dont get it

i think an audio/visual will help...
 
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Hmmmm... well to both of you, like I said, the movie isn't the greatest ever, but I hope you at least crack a smile or two. It's really funny when *Michael* can't stop beating the copy machine up.
 

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Originally Posted by mferr84

okay, i am definetly going to get the movie tomorrow...

i dont mean to be a party pooper, but i have read most of these and havent even cracked a smile... i just dont get it

i think an audio/visual will help...
quite honestly if you work in a office setting with cubicles you will think it is funny. i work in a cubicle and it reminds exactly of work. we even have our own milton here. but back on subject.

what would say ya do here?

well look i already told you, i deal with the *** **** customers so the engineers dont have to. i have people skills. i am good at dealing with people. cant you understand that. what the hell is wrong with you people.
 

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Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

sorry i just love this movie.
 

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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Amy... we need to talk about something. It's about your flair... What is keeping you from expressing yourself at TCS? You did say you wanted to express yourself. Look at Susie. She's wearing a lot of flair.
You know Hitler had pieces of flair that he made the jews wear.

Alright I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it



~gotta rent this movie again this weekend~
 

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I love this thread! so funny.

Hey Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, mmmmmkkkkkayyyyyyyy?
 

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"I told them if they moved my dethk one more time I would burn down the building. . . "
"OK Milton that's great but I gotta get back to work now. . ."

Can I just say that normally I DESPISE rap music, but Michael made me love it!! The gangsta music behind the mutilation of the fax machine cracks me up EVERY time!!!!
 

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Sorry I just had to ressurect this one to say that I did nothing this weekend, absolutely nothing, and you know what it was everything that I thought it could be.
 

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I love it!!!!

You should come over and watch kung fu tonight.
 
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