While my own dearest, beloved husband falls directly into the same category as the ones who cannot find the milk in the 'fridge, he is also challenged when it comes to his shower and shaving items ... case in point, this morning:
Hubby is just out of shower, I am in the kitchen making lunch.
"Gaye-Gaye? Where is my Arrid?"
"In the cabinet under the sink."
"No, I looked, it isn't there."
"Yes, it is there, I put it there myself when YOU left it out on the counter!"
"No, I am looking now, it isn't there."
*sigh* "Oh for Pete's sake, Honey!!!"
*I throw down the handtowel and stomp to the bathroom where I open the cabinet and hand him the stinkin' Arrid*
"See, it WAS there and to save myself the time and trouble of having to find it for you again, I will get some string and tie it from your dangly parts so you will ALWAYS know where it is - since you don't EVER seem to have a problem finding THOSE at the most inappropriate times and places!!"
*evil grin and wink*