If your cats could hold jobs, what would you picture them doing?

gemlady · Mar 8, 2005

Originally Posted by sashacat421

I mean, really now. Dori is a stripper, Saba showing her butt all the time in music videos, and Scarlett in adult movies! and CoCo -- a gigolo. Who knew? and Jasper! Jasper in a thong!

I just can't believe it.

That's right! Jasper could be a thong model! But it was his sister who was the ****...

haitwun · Mar 8, 2005

Baby Boy would be the guy working at Starbucks, making coffee and calling out the orders.

mrsd · Mar 8, 2005

Grayce would be a professor.
Pody would be a clown.

luvmysphynx · Mar 8, 2005

I think Monte would need to work at a Hair Loss and Medical Hair Restoration Facility!

captiva · Mar 8, 2005

This is a great thread

After careful consideration (about three minutes - my head hurts) . I think:

Kenzie - Definitely a HR Assistant

Lizbeth a/k/a Middy - Have you seen Monsters, Inc? She would be "Roz" I don't remember what Roz does in that movie.

George - I can't decide - A Paleontologist or maybe a chubby Mayberry USA Deputy.

Mama- Working at the comestic/perfume counter of an upscale department store.

Megan - She wouldn't work yet. She'd be in Bijou's daycare center.

emma's friend · Mar 8, 2005

We're certainly covering a broad spectrum of career paths, aren't we? Wouldn't it be great if our cats could earn extra money as mattress testers? They could pay for their own cat litter and treats!!

Mac has always been our Security Guard. He is considering a run for the Presidency soon.
(We haven't gotten him to tell us the Presidency of what. Stay tuned.)

Emma is the Queen.

Grace, we think, would probably make a good chef. She

food.

golden_moon_luv · Mar 8, 2005

Hmm, I may have a few.

Jasmin--------Fashion Modle
Babie---------A rich Snob(she acts like she is better than everyone else)
Hampster-----A worker at a kissing booth
Piccolo-------latin dance intructor
Trish---------part of a wrecking crew
Tabitha------Lawer
Gizmo-------fur inspector
Tigger------sports/news anounser
Jake--------Lover

mom of franz · Mar 8, 2005

Maddie would be inspector # 19. You know those annoying little slips of paper you find in clothes and small appliances and such. She may be almost blind but she never misses a trick! However when she heard she would have to wear a hair net, she said, fuhgetaboutit!

Franz is unbelievably rich (old money) he has never worked a day in his life, and has no plans to!

babygirl · Mar 8, 2005

Pitufo- a comedian
Gordo- a bodyguard
Princess- a Supermodel

cheeseface · Mar 8, 2005

This began as a really cute thread, but the way some of you are talking...

-still a cute thread!

valanhb · Mar 8, 2005

Ophelia would be a nurse. She's always right there taking care of us when we're sick. Of course, this would have been after she retired from being a supermodel in her younger days.

I could never get impromptu pictures of her because she would always pose as soon as the camera came one!

Trent would be an actor...or a rock star.

After all, he IS named after Trent Reznor!

He's the quietly intelligent, handsome type.

chelle · Mar 8, 2005

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

All of mine are certified mattress testers!

LOL mine would be too

rapunzel47 · Mar 8, 2005

Hmmm... well, the obvious one is Fawn. She would be an Olympic athlete -- probably sprinter or gymnastics (the railings on the front stairs are her purrsonal jungle gym). Of course, between games, she'd have to make a living, and would probably turn to comedy, since she's a major nutcase.

Cindy would probably be a nurse. She's the one who tends the fragile, but she doesn't take any nonsense.

Suzy. Suzy. Suzy. Possibly an actress. I'm convinced that her martyr performance whenever Cindy teases her is an act played for the benefit of whatever humans happen to be around. It certainly is worthy of an award!

sharky · Mar 8, 2005

Kandie would be a diva supermodel..

Zoey would be an FBI or CIA agent

kateang · Mar 9, 2005

meow meow would be the supermodel...

boy boy would be the tester for furniture.. test if they are truly scratch proof...

kittylover4ever · Mar 9, 2005

Originally Posted by rapunzel47

Hmmm... well, the obvious one is Fawn. She would be an Olympic athlete -- probably sprinter or gymnastics (the railings on the front stairs are her purrsonal jungle gym). Of course, between games, she'd have to make a living, and would probably turn to comedy, since she's a major nutcase.

Cindy would probably be a nurse. She's the one who tends the fragile, but she doesn't take any nonsense.

Suzy. Suzy. Suzy. Possibly an actress. I'm convinced that her martyr performance whenever Cindy teases her is an act played for the benefit of whatever humans happen to be around. It certainly is worthy of an award!

Love it Frannie!

captiva · Mar 9, 2005

Originally Posted by Mom of Franz

Maddie would be inspector # 19. You know those annoying little slips of paper you find in clothes and small appliances and such. She may be almost blind but she never misses a trick! However when she heard she would have to wear a hair net, she said, fuhgetaboutit!

Franz is unbelievably rich (old money) he has never worked a day in his life, and has no plans to!

This is killing me

kittylover4ever · Mar 9, 2005

I know what you mean Chris!

We have some pretty talented kitties around here huh??

turtlecat · Mar 9, 2005

I asked Jason, and he said Molly would work in Demolitions, Paige would work in the nut house (because everyone knows they gave the keys to the crazy people) And Gibby, when he grew up , would be a plumber (because he's always in the bathroom, inspecting the toilet, or the tub.)

sashacat421 · Mar 9, 2005

Originally Posted by turtlecat

...... And Gibby, when he grew up , would be a plumber (because he's always in the bathroom, inspecting the toilet, or the tub.)

Don't ya just know it??

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