I think, kids shouldn't read this, just because it is really nice to believe in miracles and I always will believe in Santa! But anyways- here is a joke for you guys, it was in Russian and I had to translate it- so it might loose the humor, but I hope you will like it!!!
Truth about Santa
1) There is no a flying kind of rain-deer, but there are 300000 kinds of living creatures that need to be classified, but most of them are insects and micro-organisms, so it doesn't completely except an existence of flying rain-deer that only Santa can see.
2) There are about 2 billions of children (under 18) living on this Earth, but Santa comes only to Catholics, so lets except Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and Krishnaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s. The total is that there only 15% left from the whole crowd of children - 378 millions believing the statistics. If to believe the same statistics, the average amount of children living in each family is 3,5. That is 91,8 millions of the homes. And supposedly there is at least one kid that behaves good.
3) If we assume that Santa moves from east to west his shift lasts 31 hours (thanks time zones and rotation of the Earth), the result is 822,6 visit per second. That means that Santa spends 1/1000 of the second to visit every Catholic family with a good child. Within that time he has to do:
a. Park his deer
b. Get out of sledge
c. Jump into the flue
d. Cram the gifts into the socks
e. Throw the rest under a Christmas tree
f. Eat treating that is left for him
g. Climb out from the flue
h. Get into the sledge and go to the next house
4) Lets assume that all these 91,8 millions of stops are even spread on the territory of the land, that we understand is against the truth but will do for our counts. So now we have 1,87 miles between every house. All the way takes about 194,56 millions of miles, except stops for a break that we usually do at least once in 31 hours, to eat, go to the restroom etc. That means that Santaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s sledge move with a speed 786 miles per hour that is about 3000 times more than the speed of the sound. To compare, the fastest mechanism made by human is the space sonde Yllis that is creeping with a speed 50 miles per second, and a regular non-flying deer runs with a speed 25 miles per hour (if you will scare it very much)
5) The load that is on the sledge is also very interesting. Lets assume that every child gets regular pack of Lego construction (about 3 pounds), so there is about 321 300 tons of weight except Santa that is usually described as a fat guy. On the Earth regular deer shifts no more than 400 pounds. Even if the flying deer can move 10 times more than regular one we cannot complete that task using 8 or 9 deers. We will need about 214 200 deers. That makes the weight of the whole harness to 353 430 tonns.
6) 353 000 tons, flying with a speed 786 miles per second feel great resistance of the air, because of which the harness can get heat as a space ship entering the earth atmosphere. First two deers will get 14,300 billions Joules of energy. Every one. In a second. They will burn almost at once. All the team will turn into dust in 4,26/1000 of second. In that time centrifugal power of 17 500, 06 more than gravity of the Earth will be also affect on Santa. 300 pound Santa will be stacked to the back of his sledge with 6 millions pounds of the weight. The conclusion -if Santa is alive he is already dead.
It is kind a sad, but...the truth is not always sweet!!!
Truth about Santa
1) There is no a flying kind of rain-deer, but there are 300000 kinds of living creatures that need to be classified, but most of them are insects and micro-organisms, so it doesn't completely except an existence of flying rain-deer that only Santa can see.
2) There are about 2 billions of children (under 18) living on this Earth, but Santa comes only to Catholics, so lets except Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and Krishnaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s. The total is that there only 15% left from the whole crowd of children - 378 millions believing the statistics. If to believe the same statistics, the average amount of children living in each family is 3,5. That is 91,8 millions of the homes. And supposedly there is at least one kid that behaves good.
3) If we assume that Santa moves from east to west his shift lasts 31 hours (thanks time zones and rotation of the Earth), the result is 822,6 visit per second. That means that Santa spends 1/1000 of the second to visit every Catholic family with a good child. Within that time he has to do:
a. Park his deer
b. Get out of sledge
c. Jump into the flue
d. Cram the gifts into the socks
e. Throw the rest under a Christmas tree
f. Eat treating that is left for him
g. Climb out from the flue
h. Get into the sledge and go to the next house
4) Lets assume that all these 91,8 millions of stops are even spread on the territory of the land, that we understand is against the truth but will do for our counts. So now we have 1,87 miles between every house. All the way takes about 194,56 millions of miles, except stops for a break that we usually do at least once in 31 hours, to eat, go to the restroom etc. That means that Santaâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s sledge move with a speed 786 miles per hour that is about 3000 times more than the speed of the sound. To compare, the fastest mechanism made by human is the space sonde Yllis that is creeping with a speed 50 miles per second, and a regular non-flying deer runs with a speed 25 miles per hour (if you will scare it very much)
5) The load that is on the sledge is also very interesting. Lets assume that every child gets regular pack of Lego construction (about 3 pounds), so there is about 321 300 tons of weight except Santa that is usually described as a fat guy. On the Earth regular deer shifts no more than 400 pounds. Even if the flying deer can move 10 times more than regular one we cannot complete that task using 8 or 9 deers. We will need about 214 200 deers. That makes the weight of the whole harness to 353 430 tonns.
6) 353 000 tons, flying with a speed 786 miles per second feel great resistance of the air, because of which the harness can get heat as a space ship entering the earth atmosphere. First two deers will get 14,300 billions Joules of energy. Every one. In a second. They will burn almost at once. All the team will turn into dust in 4,26/1000 of second. In that time centrifugal power of 17 500, 06 more than gravity of the Earth will be also affect on Santa. 300 pound Santa will be stacked to the back of his sledge with 6 millions pounds of the weight. The conclusion -if Santa is alive he is already dead.
It is kind a sad, but...the truth is not always sweet!!!
