How to bathe a cat

bren.1

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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and stand on top...so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely, The Dog
 

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Loved this! I've got to copy and paste it to send to all my cat-loving friends!
 

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Originally posted by KittenKrazy
Hee, hee, the Dog forgot the most important step ....fortify yourself with a couple of shots of tequila first !
Just a couple?

Shortly after we began dating my now wife decided to give my two cats a bath. Funny, she's never tried to bathe a cat again.

George
 
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