Guess I've still got it--weird woman in the grocery store

I was in the grocery store today, with DH. We had separate carts, so I got out of the way of others, and "parked" my cart and myself sideways at the end of the aisle.  DH was down the aisle, but I had my head turned in the opposite direction, so I couldn't see him.

I then heard someone behind me say, "Whoop-whoop!", or some silly little noise. Then, someone's hand reached under my coat hem, and gently squeezed my left buttock.  I really thought that DH had come up behind me, pranking me. Nope. I turned around to see a young, blonde, good-looking woman going past me--it had to be her--and she had a big smile on her face! Ok, JLo, I ain't--but I'm pretty sure you can tell that I'm a woman from behind! I hope.

Sure beats the time at work, when a young Labrador service dog in training actually mounted me from behind...

 At least humans, though not the gender I'm attracted to, are trying one on with me nowadays!

I guess I should be alarmed/angry/disturbed, but I can't help laughing!

LOL. So random.. XDD

Oh my! I don't even know what to say to that one! Oh my!

oh my goodness! I would not know how to respond to that! That's pretty funny though! Random for sure. :lol3:

MargeCat said:

someone's hand reached under my coat hem, and gently squeezed my left buttock.

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OMG! I would have turned around and slugged the person. That's so inappropriate and is considered groping, or sexual assault.

MargeCat said:

I then heard someone behind me say, "Whoop-whoop!", or some silly little noise. Then, someone's hand reached under my coat hem, and gently squeezed my left buttock.  I really thought that DH had come up behind me, pranking me. Nope. I turned around to see a young, blonde, good-looking woman going past me--it had to be her--and she had a big smile on her face! Ok, JLo, I ain't--but I'm pretty sure you can tell that I'm a woman from behind! I hope.

I guess I should be alarmed/angry/disturbed, but I can't help laughing!

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Omg!!!!  I think I would have reported that to the store manager or maybe even the police.  That woman sounds like a complete nut!

Haha! l bet DH put her up to it on her way by him.

That's a first! I don't know how I would have reacted to that!!!

Andrya said:

Haha! l bet DH put her up to it on her way by him.

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No--he was at the opposite end of the aisle--and he would NEVER, EVER do something like that.