Give your cat(s) a mafia name

Originally Posted by Rang_27

This just in ... ....

Police report that they have obtained information that Nera "No Lids" Ann is currently staying at the hide out of known polish gansters, Levi "Big Boy" Aarron, Jordan "The Bug" Noah, Isaac "The Bean" Abner & Maggie "Picky Pants" Marie. No Lids is wanted for a recent escape from a No-Kill animal shelter. She left under supervision of a volunteer to see her doctor. No Lids did not return to the shelter. The police belive the volunteer may be assisting No Lids. When asked about Nera's choice of hide out, the police said, "We are shocked. No Lids is known not to like other gansters, she is a loaner." This station recieved information that No Lids has often been the target of other gangster's taunts as she was born with no upper eye lids. The source also reports this is how she got her mafia nick name. We will report more details as we get them.

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this is histerical!... ....

very good...

Originally Posted by CATTYBIRD

OK, I'm using their first and middle names too. Gracie"THE SWEETHEART" Mae and casey "BIG BOY"Jay.

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OOPS! I just realized there was another "Big Boy" so I'm changing Casey's name to Casey "The Stalker" Jay.

Daisy Goombah Fatone (Fatone can be parsed as "fat one" or said with a heavy Italian accent! )

Gizmo "The Observer"

"Crazy Eyes" Tonks

and

Chestnut "The Discreet"

"Motor Tongue" Trout

OMG! These are hysterical ! The only thing missing is pictures!
How about putting a face to the name as well?!

Here's Mug Shot Maia!

Scarlett "The Snitch"
"Pretty Boy" Muddy
Stumpy "The Kingpin"
Spanky "The Peacemaker"
"Crazy" Eightball
Bob Marley "The Drug Runner"
Pinky "The Hit Man"
Oscar "The Scape Goat"
"Dame" Koko
"Lucky Pierre" (what can I say, it's his name and it's mob like already)

Originally Posted by Momofmany

Scarlett "The Snitch"
"Pretty Boy" Muddy
Stumpy "The Kingpin"
Spanky "The Peacemaker"
"Crazy" Eightball
Bob Marley "The Drug Runner"
Pinky "The Hit Man"
Oscar "The Scape Goat"
"Dame" Koko
"Lucky Pierre" (what can I say, it's his name and it's mob like already)

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Amy you got your only personal Mafia Gang!... ..


.... nice nicknames!

Oh Cheylink that's excellent!

For my other kitty...

Penny "La Principessa" - She can get a lot done without lifting a paw, capiche?

Kizzy "The Stinker" FuzzyBritches
Kitchi "The Stealth" Bomber
Kiwi "The Shredder" Clause

Well obviously Jack would have to go with "the Pirate"

Not sure about Ling (anyone got any suggestions for "miss princess"?)

Topaz "Wide Load" Prissypants
Aristotle "The White Tornado" Fluffybutt

brilliant Nick names!.. ...
keep´m going more!...

So far we've got:

Ally "Bricktop" Diamonte
Ollie the wrench
Jade "The Squealer"
Spaz "No Mercy" Fuzzbutt
Baby "The Mouthpiece" Broadbottom
Darcy "Thumbs" LittleCat
Marcie "The Enforcer" LargeCat
St. John "Babyface" Dundee
Bugsy "The Spaz" Fuzzpaws
Capone "Big Ponezy" Baloney
Bonnie "Heartbreaker" Boogerface
Larry "Loverboy" Fluffybutt
Milky "White Shadow" King
Catulina "Iron-Paw" big wiskers
Horatio "Pianist fingers" troublemaker!
Levi "Big Boy" Aaron
Jordan "The Bug" Noah
Isaac "The Bean" Abner
Maggie "Picky Pants" Marie
Da Godfadder
Louie Da lip
Da Magpie
Jack Da Toiminator
Zab da Rooftop Sniper
Da Gimp
Fae "The Shredder" Bella
Sebastian "Ladies Man" Smoothpaws
Squeaky "The Gut" Deaky
Gracie"The Sweetheart" Mae
Casey "The Stalker"Jay.
Freya "The eyeball" Hugepaws
Cotton "The Lug" Whitecat
Fiona "Big Mitts" Babypuss
Rocko "The Cuddler"
ReeRee -aka: the Wobbler aka: the Nose aka: Little Prince
Nera "No Lids" Ann
Levi "Big Boy" Aarron
Jordan "The Bug" Noah
Isaac "The Bean" Abner
Maggie "Picky Pants" Marie
Liberty Mouse Aka Bigun
Chynna Dollbaby
Miss Kitty "Mousy" Cacciatore
Tasha "The Ghost" Selvaggio
Peaches "Sweet Mama" Carmella
Oscar "Fish" Capone
Daisy Goombah Fatone
Gizmo "The Observer"
"Crazy Eyes" Tonks
Chestnut "The Discreet"
"Motor Tongue" Trout
Mug Shot Maia
Scarlett "The Snitch"
"Pretty Boy" Muddy
Stumpy "The Kingpin"
Spanky "The Peacemaker"
"Crazy" Eightball
Bob Marley "The Drug Runner"
Pinky "The Hit Man"
Oscar "The Scape Goat"
"Dame" Koko
"Lucky Pierre"
Penny "La Principessa"
Kizzy "The Stinker" FuzzyBritches
Kitchi "The Stealth" Bomber
Kiwi "The Shredder" Clause
Jack "the Pirate"
Topaz "Wide Load" Prissypants
Aristotle "The White Tornado" Fluffybutt

Hope I didn't miss anyone!

Originally Posted by CarolPetunia

Upon investigation, I find that I'm harboring the infamous fugitive, St. John "Babyface" Dundee.

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I love it

Molly "Nip Queen" Mancini
Polly "Oddball" Marino

I know they suck. . .but notice I gave them nice Italian last names

Any other Please?... .....

Thru the years I have ALWAYS named my cats with mafia names. I have had Meow Meow Celeste, Figaro, for his bass meow, Capone for the scar across his nose,Guido, because he was a sleek black cat that was kinda sneaky, Guiseppi, was a beautiful seal point fluff ball. I currently have Luigianna, and Bugsy. I found a baby boy kitty and have no ideas YET of what to name him. Maybe,... Angelo I found him by a church on mothers day

Cyngarr

OK we are ruled by the Catalini Sisters, Dusty "The Claw" Catalini and her sister, Rusty "Scaredy Cat" Catalini.

Nicolai "Nicky Mitts"

Ninotchka "Dusty Paws"